《Juke One Shots》pink panther?
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This one shot is based on this:
Which i found on pinterest . This isnt really a juke oneshots, more of a band oneshsot.
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The band had just finished practice and were now just lazing about in the studio not really knowing what to do.
Luke was sitting on his couch with Julie laying across his lap. Reggie was laying on the floor staring at the ceiling seemingly lost in thought and Alex was sitting on top of Julie's piano (with her permission of course)
They were all sitting silently until reggie broke the silence.
"Is the pink panther a lion?
Alex and Julie blinked dumbfounded, trying to figure out if Reggie was being serious or not, whereas Luke frowned in thought
"wait is it???" Asked luke
Julie sat up and looked at luke like he was stupid.
"Are you two being serious?" Asked Alex praying for the answer to be No.
"Yes, I'm serious" said reggie not seeing the problem.
"I'm pretty sure he is a lion, the pink panther looks a lot like a lion" said Luke pouting when Julie facepalmed.
Alex was giggling to himself, clutching his stomach as it began to hurt from all the laughing.
"Luke, my love, I love you but you are very stupid. I expected this from reg but not from you" sighed Julie a smile playing on her lips.
"Wait so it is a lion right?" Asked Reggie
Alex who had finally managed to contain himself shook his head in amusement looking like he wanted to whack his friends in the head with their instruments.
"Say it very slowly now ok, it's the pink panther" said alex emphasising on panther.
Lukes eyes widened in realisation but then his face morphed back into confusion.
"That's a type of lion though right?" He asked looking at Reggie as if he would know.
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Alex groaned facepalming as reggie hesitantly nodded, answering Luke's question but looking unsure.
"No it's a flipping panther you idiots" exclaimed Alex looking done with it all.
Julie had buried her head into Luke's shoulder, her body shaking with laughter.
"But I just searched it up and Panthers arent Pink???" Said reggie looking up from his phone sounding confused.
"What and lions are!?" Exclaimed Alex nearly shouting. It really did baffle him, how stupid his best friends could be sometimes.
"Why is he called the pink panther then?" Asked luke
Alex groaned again, giving up.
Julie had stopped laughing and brought her face out of Luke's shoulder.
"Luke, sweetie, stop thinking yeah?" She smiled, amusement still In her voice as she brought Luke's head down to her lap so she could thread her fingers through it.
Luke frowned but soon let it go as he relaxed.
Reggir however was not done.
"So why does he look like a lion if hes not a lion and why is he pink if Panthers arent pink, and-" reggie took off into another rant as Alex poofed out to go look for willie claiming he needed to be around smart people.
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Short one sorry, I saw the meme and thought of this instantly and just had to write it.
Hope you enjoyed it.
Until next time x
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