《》Freaky Friday
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In honor of everyone's favorite day of the week, let's engage in a crazy HxH version of Freaky Friday.
Everyone wakes up and discovers...THEY HAVE TURNED INTO HISOKA.
Somehow, overnight, this strange phenomenon has occurred.
EVERYONE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR, AND THEY ARE FREAKIN' !!!!!
Here's what happens!
-Looks at himself in the mirror sleepily as he's squeezing toothpaste onto his brush
-Startles awake
-Screams reflexively, and before he can stop himself, punches the mirror with full Rock-Paper-Scissors force
-The mirror shatters
-Gon looks at his lacerated, blood-covered fist, blinks, and suddenly has an idea
-After 10 minutes of intense concentration, he curses aloud. "How the hell does he do that Texture Surprise bullshit, again?!"
-Looks at himself in the mirror sleepily as he's taking off his pajamas to get dressed
-Startles awake
-Grabs his phone
-"Illumi! HELP! Fuck, I need your help really bad right now..."
-Notices that he is not wearing pants, and, unable to control himself, gives himself an up-and-down look
-"I guess it really is the same as what we saw at Greed Island"
-Looks at himself--not sleepily, Kurapika goes to bed on schedule and sets his alarm at the same time every morning--as he's wiping a smudge off the mirror meticulously with a Kleenex
-Exhales a deep, annoyed sigh
-"It's days like this that I really hate being a Conjurer"
-Looks at himself sleepily as he's preparing to shave
-Nearly slits his throat with the razor
-"Shit, how much did I have to drink last night?"
-Calls Zepile
-"Dude. Remind me not to get so farkin' lit next time we go out, 'kay?"
-Looks at himself in the mirror
-To his delight, he has actually turned into Illumi
-Masturbates
-Looks at himself in the mirror with his usual blank expression
-Makes a face
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-Calls Hisoka. "Very funny. Ha ha. Now switch it back."
-Listens for a few minutes, then hangs up and shakes his head
-Calls Milluki. "I told you, you little shit, the next time you mess with my cup of poison tea ..."
-Looks at himself in the mirror as he's preparing to give himself his daily admiring "What a handsome sonofabitch you are, Danchou" pep talk
-Blinks several times
-"I killed him, he came back to life, and now I am him?"
-Looks at himself in the mirror as he's about to tie his scarf around his face
-Stops short
-Closes his eyes in disgust
-"I no like Hisoka. Why Chrollo let this happen?"
-Looks at himself sleepily in the mirror as he's taking a piss
-Stops mid-stream, he's so shocked
-Decides that this might be kind of fun
-Goes and asks Machi if she'll spend the night with him
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