《》Look What You Made Me Do?
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CHROLLO: I don't like your little games. Don't like your tilted stage. The role you made me play. Of the fool, no, I don't like you.
HISOKA: (Tauntingly) Baby, now we got bad blood. You know it used to be mad love.
CHROLLO: Oooh. Look what you made me do. Look what you made me do! Look what you just made me do!
HISOKA: (Clears throat) I'm sorry, the old Hisoka can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh! BECAUSE HE'S DEAD.
CHROLLO: (Shaking head) The world moves on, another day, another drama, drama. But not for me, not for me, all I think about is karma.
HISOKA: HAH! I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time! Honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time! I've got a list of names and yours is in red, underlined! I check it once, then I check it twice!
CHROLLO: (Talking on the phone) Uggg... so he calls me up and he's like, "I still love you," And I'm like... "I just... I mean this is exhausting, you know. Like, we are never getting back together. Like, ever."
HISOKA: Got a long list of ex-lovers. They'll tell you I'm insane. 'Cause you know I love the players. And you love the game!
KURAPIKA: Once upon a time, a few mistakes ago, I was in your sights, you got me alone. You found me, you found me, you found me...
HISOKA: I know I tend to make it about me. I know you never get just what you see. But I will never bore you, baby. There's a lot of lame guys out there.
KILLLUA: I knew you were trouble when you walked in. Trouble, trouble, trouble!
GON: And now I'm lying on the cold, hard ground!
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GON: Well, you can take me down with just one single blow. But you don't know what you don't know.
HISOKA: Why can't you see? You belong with me?
GON: Someday, I'll be living in a big old city. And all you're ever gonna be is mean. Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me. And all you're ever gonna be is mean!
HISOKA: Aw. I'm the only one of me. Baby, that's the fun of me!
GON: And pathetic! And a liar! And alone in life! And mean, and mean, and mean, and mean!
ILLUMI: Hey, hey, hey. Just think: While you've been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the world--you could've been getting down to This. Sick. Beat.
HISOKA: (Looking over) Hey! The fella over there with the hella good hair! Won't you come on over, baby? We can shake, shake, shake!
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