It's Friday night and you've had a long tiring week. Your favorite boy invites you over for a home-cooked meal as a treat for working so hard all week long!

You rush home, change into something comfy, then go over to his place to see what he's whipping up for you...

-The whole kitchen smells great!

-He went fishing that afternoon and is frying up his catch

-"This was swimming in the water just two hours ago!" he says

-He also tossed a simple but nice salad, and picked some fresh lemons off the tree outside which he cuts up and puts in a bowl in the middle of the table

-You both are really hungry and eat everything

-You arrive to find him in the kitchen looking flushed and kind of flustered

-He doesn't know how to cook, he had butlers waiting on him all his life

-He's making some sort of pasta, but it's not going entirely well

-"I suck at this," he mutters

-He ends up getting it together and it's not that bad

-He bought a chocolate cake from the bakery for dessert

-Kurapika has his wok out and going when you arrive

-He's stir-frying some vegetables and it looks like he's made some sort of miso sauce

-He tells you he has shrimp or tofu, would you prefer one or the other, or would you like both?

-He's also opened up a bottle of wine and asks you to try it, says a friend of his recommended it to him

-Everything is very nice in a low-key way

-You show up and he greets you cheerfully

-He has two steaks sizzling on the range

-Offers to make you any kind of drink you like, and he's also got wine and beer

-You get to talking, and forget about the food

-The steaks get a little overdone, but still taste pretty good

-When you get to his place you are startled to find a scantily clad girl in a frilly outfit making something in the kitchen

-Hisoka says, "Oh baby, she owes me a favor. You know I'm no good at cooking"

-The girl makes a totally luscious quiche

-You eat it in bed of course, with your fingers

-He has grapes for dessert and makes you drop them in his mouth Grecian-style

-Illumi can't cook

-He was waited on by butlers all his life

-He surreptitiously calls one of the Zoldyck butlers and asks them to prepare a meal and bring it to his place on the sly

-You come over and he has set the table with a lovely dinner all ready for you

-There's candles and flowers and everything

-You know he didn't do it, but you just eat and enjoy anyway

-Chrollo can cook a little bit actually

-He loves books, and therefore has a few nice cookbooks that he's run across while building his library

-Before you come over he asks what you're in the mood for that evening

-He makes something according to your preferences

-Smiles ear-to-ear when you tell him it's delicious

-Fei can make a few easy things in the kitchen

-Don't expect anything too fancy

-He can make, like, an omelet or a grilled cheese sandwich

-Ask him to kiss you and rub your back instead

-He has a grill outside and has thrown a few things on it

-Chicken, burgers, shiskebabs, corn on the cob

-Has a cooler full of ice-cold beer too

-You eat outside and watch the night sky