-He sometimes really hates his dad, and thinks he's a motherfucker

-He goes to bed every night tormented by the thought "I'll never be as cool as Illumi"

-He doesn't remember any of his family well at all...he can't even picture them in his head

-Once he got into medical school, he wasn't so sure if he really liked it

-He sometimes wonders if his dick is just average-sized and unremarkable

-Has a huge oldest-child complex that he can't shed and has to repeatedly assure himself that he's the favorite child

-His feet sometimes smell, this horrifies him

-He actually wanted to be a dentist

-He has a huge inferiority complex about his role in the Troupe and says things to himself like, "I'm like Marilyn in The Munsters"