Well, we had the boys celebrating Valentine's Day last month, so in honor of the upcoming holiday this month...

-Come on...

-All he has to do is get dressed like usual

-9/10ths of his wardrobe is green

-Puts green food coloring in all the toilet bowls for a prank

-Tells you that a leprechaun peed in them

-He thinks this is really funny and can't stop giggling all day long even after you flush everything down

-Wakes up early

-Walks down to the bakery

-Surprises you with a green-frosted doughnut and a cup of coffee for breakfast

-Asks if you'll dress up in a naughty leprechaun outfit for him

-You say "Do they even, like, have naughty leprechaun outfits?"

-He sulks and says the real March holiday was his birthday earlier in the month

-Texts you: "I hope you aren't wearing green"

-You reply: "Why?"

-"Because I want to pinch you"

-You tell him to cool down and go eat a bowl of Lucky Charms

-He responds: "I'm already magically delicious, darling"

-Another one like Gon who doesn't have to try too hard with the wardrobe

-However, today of all days, he decides to wear a white shirt and gray pants

-So you force him to wear a button that says "Kiss me, I'm Irish"

-He does not see the humor in this and keeps saying "I'm not Irish"

-He comes home and beckons to you with a big smile

-You go over to him and he hands you something

-It's a perfect four-leaf clover he found outside

-He offers to show you how to preserve it between the pages of a book

-You and Fei go to the local pub where they are having 2-for-1 green beers

-He gets a little soused and starts trying to say various Irish phrases

-His Gaelic is even worse than his English

-He shifts gears and says he's considering converting to Catholicism and that he thinks he'd make a really good priest

-Shal is at the pub too, you guys run into him

-He's also had his share of green beer

-Illumi gave him the "Kiss Me" button to wear

-Says to Feitan, "You can't be a priest, dumbass, do you know how many people you've butchered?"

-When Fei protests, he says, "Oh sure, sure, call up the Pope and get a dispensation from Rome"

-He tells the bartender no more green beer, he's switching to Guinness

-You warn him he's going to be hurting the next day

-He puts his arm around you and says "Well, aren't you my little pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?"