The HXH clan are all sitting around going through old footage and photos and they happen to come across this pic:

WHAT IS ILLUMI WEARING?

Is that a SKIRT?

-(Falls on the floor rolling around uncontrollably laughing) I guess men's fashion back in 1999 was kind of different, huh?

-And this is the one who insists on misgendering Alluka

-Don't laugh, guys, maybe this is some sort of cultural thing?

-I will never understand how these Zoldyck kids have a dad who looks like Silva and most of them still prance around in women's clothes

-(Studies photo closely) Hmm, I look good in this shot

-It's not a skirt. It's loose-fitting shorts

-Shut up!

-Morons.

-Fine, you all are just jealous that I could still get more pussy than any of you, even in a skirt

-(Hisoka: "And cock, darling! Don't limit yourself")

-Simmer down, everyone, the Phantom Troupe is an equal opportunity, non-discriminatory employer

-Illumi, you're acting like a girl with a big crush!