-Why, you dirty minded pedos!

-He's in the mood for ICE CREAM

-He asks if you'd like to walk to town and get a cone with him

-Still thinking filthy?

-He's in the mood to HAVE FUN

-He suggests you try something you haven't done together

-STOP IT YOU DIRTY MINDED PERVS

-He means ROLLERBLADING

-OK, horndogs, now we're going somewhere

-When he is feeling frisky, he will take his hand and...

-...and slide it gently up your thigh

-He'll stroke your leg with a feathery touch

-He won't look you in the eye, he'll just keep staring straight ahead with a little smile, until he knows you've gotten the message

-Oh please, he just comes right out and says he wants to bone

-At least there's no issue trying to figure out what he's thinking

-Pulls you on his lap so you can feel his...uh...

-If you aren't in the mood yourself, you swat him

-He then pins you down and tickles you unmercifully until you are too weak to do anything but let him have his way

-You're sitting around watching a movie with Illumi and he's being his usual silent self

-You out of nowhere feel his hot breath on your ear

-His tongue goes inside your ear lightly

-He flicks it all over, behind your earlobe, and on the back of your neck

-Out of all these dudes, boring ol' Illumi ironically knows how to make anyone weak in the knees and panting for breath within 2 minutes

-Puts on babymaking R&B music

-Embraces you around the waist and grooves you around the room in a swaying, dipping dance

-After you're both laughing and sweating from spinning around to the tunes, he'll dance you into the bedroom and drop you on the bed

-Lowers himself full weight down on you and gives you a crazy deeeeeep kiss

-Here we go!

-Likes to wait until the middle of the night when you're dead asleep

-You wake up, groggily

-What on earth is between your--

-Ay caramba

-You're rinsing the dishes after dinner at the sink

-Suddenly you feel him behind you

-He says "Hey, baby," and grinds himself into your backside

-A little forward, but he's still cute anyway