The big question....You are feeling totally insecure...and you burst out with: DO YOU LOVE ME?

-"Yes, of course, don't be silly!"

-"Why would you think I didn't? Did I do something wrong this week?"

-(Gives you a funny look)

-"Is it, like, that time of the month or something?"

-"Have some chocolate, it'll make you feel better"

-"Do I love you?"

-"I ADORE you!"

-"Wanna know exactly what I love? Ha ha ha..."

-"Hey! Stop hitting me, I was just joking around"

-(Makes a face)

-"Oh for godsake, not this conversation again."

-(Pats you on the shoulder)

-"We have a nice alliance"

-(Looks up from the book he's reading)

-"I'm here, aren't I?"

-(Returns to reading)

-(Glances up again)

-"Stop giving me that LOOK, you're making me nervous as hell"

-(Stares at you blankly)

-"Love? Define, please"

-"Why do you have to always kill the mood?"

-(Tickles you unmercifully until you can't stop laughing)