The meeting is adjourned. Here are the final takeaways, please respect their individual wishes.

-(Still giggling a little) "You can write smut about me when I'm 18. Just hold your horses for a few more years, I ain't going anywhere."

-"Same, same"

-"Also, please, if you're going to write about my brother, use a pseudonym...for my sake"

-(Alluka and Kalluto scream again in delight: "HAA HAA! THEY WROTE SOMETHING REALLY DIRTY ABOUT HIM DIDN"T THEY?")

-(Illumi smacks both of them upside the head. "Knock it off, you brats")

-"Well, I can't stop anyone from doing it"

-"Just decide what team you want me to play on"

-"I'm not good about going with the flow"

-"Write whatever you want about me, I personally find it funny as hell"

-"I'm not really getting the scenarios where me and Kurapika are Gon and Killua's parents, though, we can back off those a bit"

-"Like I care? Everything has already been written about me by now"

-"However, you can throw in a few more of those scenes where Illumi has to go Google what I'm supposedly doing to him, 'kay?"

-"Whatever, but just don't take my pins and put them through my junk, I have to draw the line somewhere"

-(Alluka and Kalluto: "PUT PINS THROUGH YOUR WHAAAAAT?????!!!!")

-"Alluka! For fuck's sake, go ask Kalluto for his liver or something and leave me alone, okay?"

-"All good, but Lord, seriously, Uvo porn? I can't unsee this"

-(Feitan has left the room at least an hour ago and nobody knows where he went)

-"Seriously guys? I say it's totally fine if you write about me a little more!"

-"Please?"

-"Pleeeeeeeease?"