Here is a confession: I have a terrible weakness for cute males. So, indulge your fave author for a few minutes here, and let's take a quick interruption from the ordinary boyfriend scenarios to muse over some minor characters that are TOTALLY HOT and that I WOULDN'T HAVE MINDED AT ALL SEEING A LOT MORE OF. Mmkay?

Here goes.....

-True confession time: This was actually my first HxH crush

-Until I realized he basically gets about 5 minutes of screen time and then he's gone forever

-He has that uncomfortable, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev-ish vibe in which you know you aren't supposed to like him but he's squirmy cute

-Okay, like wouldn't it have been awesome if HE had turned out to be the Bomber in Greed Island instead of that creepy-looking and completely gross Genthru?

-Not totally minor character, but not enough of him

-I hated him for beating the shit out of Gon, but he's a babe

-The look of exasperation on his face when they are debating Killua's disqualification at the end of the Hunter exam is sex god gold

-I know, who? Go look him up

-I dunno what to say, except something about way this dude smoked a cigarette was dead-on sexy

-Another true confession: I (very) occasionally have cringe-inducing dirty thoughts about Nobunaga and this guy reminds me a little of him in a way

-I want to cry

-This guy was so chill and zen and smoking hot

-FUCK YOU HISOKA

-Why did he have to dieeeeeeeeeeeee

-I understand this guy gets extra time in the latter stages of the manga

-But we really didn't get enough of him in the anime

-He is so freaking HOT

-Juxtaposed against a nervous, agitated, and pissed-off Kurapika (who does a nude scene in 1999 here), he's even better

-How many times can I say "hot?" (Gets thesaurus)

-He's not exactly a minor character but here's time for my WORST confession

-I confess I got turned on by the scene where he's naked and being interrogated by Pitou

-In my defense, who knew he was so ripped?

-I am a bad and twisted person and I need to go to church

-Don't throw anything at me

-He's cute

-I'd take him over Meruem

-Also not totally minor, but what they did to this man is a crime

-Hot nerd guy and (bursts into tears) they RUINED HIM

-I pray Palm still loves him