Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you?

Take a look at those red and blue lights flashing in the rear view mirror...

-Killua calls up Gon one night and suggests they sneak out one of the family cars and drive down the mountain

-"Pick you up at 9," says Killua

-He sneaks the keys out of one of the butler's jacket pockets

-He picks up Gon, then they go find a deserted street and start doing donuts

-A cop is on them quick

-"How old are you boys?" he says in disbelief.

-Both kids panic and the cop says, in a gruff dad-like voice, "I'll let both of you off just this once, but if you try it again, your parents are going to hear about this"

-"You don't know who my parents are," says Killua defiantly

-The cop looks at him. "Son. There's a thing called car registration"

-"Hello, officer, what seems to be the problem, sir?"

-"My taillight is out? Oh dear, I've been meaning to fix that"

-(He gets a fix-it ticket)

-"Thank you officer. Stay safe out there! We appreciate all you do for the community!"

-(Curses under his breath as he drives away)

-Curses copiously and loudly when he sees the flashing lights

-Puts on a charming smile as he rolls down the window

-"I was doing 80 in a 35 mph zone? Well, the thing is, you see, I'm a doctor and I have been urgently summoned to the emergency room..." He fumbles around and shows his hospital ID

-The cop gives him a speeding ticket anyway

-Leorio resumes a string of curses as soon as the cop is gone

-"License and registration, please."

-"Oh my, that poor man's arms have turned into flower petals!"

-He drives away, laughing

-Rolls down the car window in exasperation

-"Do you know who I AM?"

-The cop comes menacingly to the window and commands Chrollo to roll it down

-Chrollo does, smiles sweetly, and gives the cop a wink

-The cop turns sheer white and faints in terror

-When he is pulled over, he says, "Look, I have a gun, too"

-The cop is completely startled

-Feitan takes advantage of this, slams on the gas, and screeches it out of there

-He's not worried about getting caught. He's a motherfucking starboy

-"Aw, for fuck's sake," he curses, when he sees the lights in the rear view mirror

-Chrollo has already told him that if he gets yet another ticket, he's going to be in deep shit

-The officer writes up a speeding ticket and hands it to him

-"Can I, like, go to traffic school or something and get this erased?"