"Can I borrow a hundred bucks?"

Here's how he answers.

-Gets an uncomfortable look on his face

-"I'm just a kid, I don't have that much money"

-"Do you really need it? Okay, okay, I'll go arm-wrestle someone"

-"Sure"

-Checks his bank account on his phone app

-"Oh. I kind of bought a...lot of chocolate candy"

-(Looks embarrassed)

-"Certainly, when do you expect to pay me back?"

-Taps out something on his phone and hands you a hundy

-You check your email and he's sent you an agreement with an interest plan

-"Oooh, kinky, is this like a sex thing?"

-Looks you up and down a few times

-"Sure. No problem. You just have to..."

-"OK, but that reminds me"

-Picks up his phone

-"Hey Chrollo. Did you ever pay me for that Ten Dons thing? Dude, I'm about to get the labor board on your ass"

-Laughs

-Reaches into his pockets

-An avalanche of bills fly around you

-Looks up from the poor soul he is torturing

-Takes the guy's wallet and looks into it

-"He's got 80 bucks in here, that work for right now?"

-"I was kinda about to ask you the same thing"

-(Sheepish)