Have you ordered your flowers for Mom yet? You know they get awfully backed up with the floral deliveries so perhaps a good time to think about it a bit early?

-My mother is Aunt Mito and I've already written her a nice card and ordered her flowers

-And yes I know you all are annoyed that I turned off the cassette tape when Ging began talking about my "real" mom, but tough shit

-(Rolls eyes)

-I stabbed my mom and she liked it

-I am not sure how I'm going to top that this year

-My mother is DEAD okay

-I hate these holidays

-If I have a mother, we don't know anything about her, oh well

-I don't know anything about my mother either, but I think it's safe to say she and my dad were a pair of good-looking sons of bitches, eh?

-God, last Mother's Day all I had to do was tell my mom I was going to check up on Killua during the Hunter Exam so I got off the hook easy. Now what the fuck do I do this year?

-I don't know who my mom is.

-She's clearly a genius and all that but apparently wasn't the best parent

-My mother is Kikyo Zoldyck who had an unfortunate assault at the age of 14 in Meteor City and got pregnant and I'm actually the oldest Zoldyck son (well sort of because I'm not Silva's kid) and that's why the Zoldyck theme plays when I fight Zazan and why Kalluto joins the Phantom Troupe because seriously, what does joining the Phantom Troupe "to bring back his brother" have to do one iota with Killua? And before you discount this I look like a skinny Milluki so don't even.

-I guess my dad was short tho.

-(Is silent after reading all these)

-Dude. I don't know who my mother is