You have a totally juicy secret that you found out about, and you totally just HAVE TO TELL SOMEONE ABOUT IT.

Don't tell anyone, mkay?

-(You tell him something you heard about Killua)

-He slaps a hand over his mouth and is like, "No way!"

-"Way!"

-Gon paces back and forth. This is toooooo good.

-He has to tell someone, but he knows he can't

-He ends up running into the forest and screaming it at the top of his lungs after making sure nobody is around to hear him

-(You tell him something you heard about Gon)

-Killua never lets anything rattle him. He merely raises an eyebrow

-"Who'd you hear it from?" he asks

-You tell him and he snorts. "Oh them," he says. "And monkeys might fly out of my butt"

-He tries to forget about the secret, but it keeps bugging him all day

-Finally, he can't control himself and he texts Gon to see if it's true

-(You tell him a secret about Leorio)

-He looks over at you with exaggerated patience

-"I'm working, okay? Can you not bother me unless it's important?"

-He adds: "Next time get dirt on Chrollo. At least I can use that"

-(You tell him a secret about Kurapika)

-Out of all of them, Leorio is absolutely the most satisfying. He giggles, goes "Oh my fucking God you have to be kidding me," slaps his knee, gets the hiccups from laughing so much

-"You can't tell anyone this," you warn him

-His face falls. "Noooooooo," he whines

-(You tell him a secret about Illumi)

-Hisoka listens and grins

-You go out that night to a bar

-In the bathroom you notice some graffiti scrawled in huge sharpie letters on the toilet stall wall

-"FOR A GOOD TIME CALL ****ILLUMI ZOLDYCK*** HE SPECIALIZES IN...."

-(You tell him a secret about Hisoka)

-"I literally heard this last week, be faster or be sad"

-You walk in on him and he's sitting around being a turd studying some prophecy Neon wrote

-You say "Hey Chrollo, wanna hear some TEA on your Troupe?"

-He looks up. "What is this, third grade?" He waves you away impatiently

-"Hey Fei, I was peeking through a hole in the door and I saw your boss doing something fucking crayzeeeeeee, wanna know what it was?"

-Feitan puts down his Trevor Brown book and looks utterly scandalized

-(You tell him you have dirt on every single Troupe member and he can pick which one he wants to hear about, but just one)

-(After an hour you are still there. He is sweating and pacing and cursing you for making him choose just one)