In Spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love...

You're invited to a wedding. Weddings are always fun, right?!

-Gon is the best man at the wedding

-He puts together a rollicking toast that makes fun of the groom, but also runs down a string of touching memories

-He has everyone laughing and crying and is, surprise, surprise, the perfect model of a best man type

-He is the ambiguous "best friend who secretly harbors romantic feelings"

-You find him alone at a table, drinking and fighting back tears

-Pika is the efficient groomsman who takes care of all the boring duties nobody else wants to do, from making sure everyone has their tuxedo rentals to hiring the stripper for the bachelor party

-Tips all the service people generously at the end of the night

-Remembers to thank the bride's parents for a lovely evening

-Is probably the only sober one, so is tasked with driving drunk guests home

-Speaking of drunk guests

-He burns a hole in the dance floor all night

-Sneaks up behind the bridesmaids and "accidentally" catches the bouquet when the bride throws it

-After everyone dies laughing, he hands the bouquet to the bridesmaid he thinks is the hottest. Oh smooooooooove

-Agrees not to dye his hair a strange color so he won't stand out glaringly in photos

-Has gotten with every single one of the bridesmaids, starting with the maid of honor in the restroom at the rehearsal dinner

-Pays a visit to the bride while she's getting dressed

-"One last little fling before you strap on the ball and chain, darling?"

-Is a groomsman and is annoyed because they're particular about his hair, too--he's been asked to put it back in a man bun

-"I know you don't want to do that, but what about the outdoor photos? We can't have your damn hair blowing all over creation, unless you want me to spray you with a gallon of Aqua Net"

-He complies but then grumbles all night about how people are "settling down too early these days" and are sentenced to "a lifetime of diapers and insurance policies, what a drag"

-"Oh, are they playing the hora? There's my cue"

-He's the officiant

-Of course

-The couple tells him he can't wear his fur coat ("Too Macklemore for our aesthetic, Chro, no hard feelings") so he settles for long clergy robes

-Says "What GOD has put together, let no MAN put asunder," in a deep ringing voice, making dramatic gestures with his hands

-He is just a guest at the wedding

-Puts on the suit he wore to the York New auction for the event, and sits amicably at a table with a bunch of other random guests

-All the girls at the wedding think he's cute but nobody knows exactly who he is

-"Is he someone's cousin?"

-"Maybe he's related to Aunt Myrtle's side, she's kind of short"

-Is that friend who was not asked to be a groomsman and is all butthurt about it

-Considers ditching the event, but grudgingly buys a present and shows up and all of that

-Aloofly plays with his phone pretending he is above all this goopy love shit

-Ends up meeting a super cute stranger who actually is someone's cousin