《hunter x hunter》Take Me To Church
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Y'all need Jesus.
Time to do Sunday morning.
Here's how it goes.
-Make faces at the idea of having to go to a church service and sit still and behave themselves for an hour or so
-They also aren't thrilled about having to dress up
-You tell them to get their asses in the shower, scrub up, and put on their good clothes before you knock them silly
-They grumble but do it. They both clean up real nice
-They manage to keep a lid on it for the first 15 minutes or so, but pretty soon are giggling and throwing spitballs at each other and looking for sex references in the Bible
-You tell them they are grounded from their PS5s for a week
-Sits with a grim expression on his face and prays silently the entire time
-You hear him murmuring, "I swear to the Scarlet Eyes..."
-Is a good sport about this and puts on a nice suit and all that
-But falls asleep during the sermon/homily
-To your horror, he lets out a loud snore right at the important part
-A bolt of lightning strikes him down in a burst of flames as he walks through the church doors
-He's Jewish. He doesn't do Jesus
-Greets the minister with a smile, then while walking to the pews, gives him a surreptitious chop to the neck and fells him
-Takes over the pulpit
-Gleefully preaches about fire and brimstone like a motherfucking pro
-Looks really scared the entire time
-Is he actually headed for Hell?
-Immerses his entire head in the holy water fountain in a panic
-Is completely bored and sneaks his phone out to play games
-He's an atheist
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