Ahhhh, so the "Day in the Life" chapters I just did--those were kind of half-assed. I had more fun with the gifs than anything.

Let's get back to lists/scenarios, shall we?

OK, so for varying reasons, your boyfriends have all been individually tasked with driving a school bus full of screaming, obnoxious children. This is a thankless job, sportsfans. Let's see how they do.

-Obviously they can't drive yet, but because they were acting up in school one day, the principal told them they have to be bus monitors for a week as their punishment

-They smile sweetly and say "Yes, Mr. Jones," in unison. As soon as they leave the office they begin cussing like two-bit sailors

-"How did we get into this mess?" groans Killua, adding a string of colorful words that would shock his older brother

-"I don't know," says Gon. "But I guess we have to do it"

-Much to their added annoyance they have to wear banners that say "Bus Monitor"

-They get on the bus and it's like the beginning of the Van Halen "Hot For Teacher" video. Everyone promptly shuts up and stares at them like they are from outer space, then go back to screaming

-"Fucking narc!" yells one kid and throws a wadded up piece of paper at them

-Gon and Killua look at each other. "Are we forbidden to use Nen against them?" asks Gon

-Kurapika is driving a school bus because it is unfortunately part of his most recent job, he is doing undercover security for some rich dude's little kid and needs to keep an eye on things

-He is Pika, so he plays it pretty cool, but after about half an hour of the kids acting like inmates taking over the asylum, his left eye begins to twitch uncontrollably

-He pulls over and, eye still twitching, consults his employee handbook for guidance on what he can legally do to the kids in terms of disciplinary control

-Leorio is driving the bus because the hospital he works for has decided to do a charitable "give back" volunteer week and he has to fulfill his part of it somehow

-The kids are acting like animals and Leorio is starting to lose it

-In desperation, he yells out, "Wanna hear some jokes?"

-The kids quiet down and he starts trying to think of one. "Um...did you ever hear the one about the French girl standing out in the rain? Hey lady, need a ride? 'Oui, oui!' NOT IN MY CAR YOU DON'T!"

-"Okay, DAD," yells out one of the kids. "Tell us some more dad jokes"

-Hisoka wasted someone and got picked up by the cops. Although he got out of jail time somehow, he was told he has to do community service hours. He figures this will be easier than picking up trash on the side of the road

-Once he takes his place in the driver's seat he realizes he is in a bus full of unripe fruit

-Oh goodness, and GON is the bus monitor too!

-"I need to get arrested more often," he thinks to himself

-Killua whines to Illumi that being a bus monitor sucks and all the kids are picking on him calling him a pussy narc

-Illumi says, "No problem. Let me drive the bus for a bit and see if the little shitheads dare to ever call a Zoldyck a narc again"

-He is a bit embarrassed about sinking to this plebian level and doesn't want anyone to spot him doing anything as blue-collar as driving a bus, so he puts all his hair in a baseball cap and dons a pair of sunglasses

-The kids are especially rowdy his first day driving, and Illumi rapidly becomes exasperated

-"Illumi..." says Killua. "Don't do it..."

-After school, the teachers all line their kids up and have them file into the bus. One teacher addresses Illumi cheerfully: "I don't know what it is, but they've been acting like perfect angels today! So quiet and obedient"

-Chrollo wants to wreak havoc in a rich neighborhood that he's had his eye on for some time. He procures a job driving a bus for the exclusive private school that most of the residents send their kids to, figuring this will be a brilliant way to case the 'hood before he strikes

-He comes up with this idea while he's in the middle of a meeting. The school needs a bus driver immediately so they hire him on the spot and tell him to rush over right now so he can start the morning route

-Chrollo finds himself behind the wheel in short order. He looks down at himself. He is not wearing a shirt, just his furry coat...the one without buttons

-"Aw shit," he says. "I'm going to get fired"

-He pulls the coat shut and tries to hold it closed while driving with one hand. "Hey kids," he announces. "I got a thousand bucks in my pocket. First one of you to lend me a safety pin gets it!"

-Chrollo gets fired for driving shirtless, so he puts Feitan on the job

-Long story short, Feitan is not cut out for this

-When the bus arrives at school, the principal comes out to greet the new bus driver and discovers a kid in the front seat, tied up with rope and with a sack over his head

-Feitan gets fired, so Chrollo puts Shalnark on the job

-Like all the others, Shalnark's nerves are quickly rattled by the chaos

-He has an idea. "Want to hear some music? Let's all sing together, kids!" He fiddles with his phone and puts on a playlist

-"Aw, that's an old one," yells a kid

-"Shut up and sing," commands Shalnark

-The bus pulls up to the school with everyone singing at the top of their lungs: "I GOT THE HORSES IN THE BACK, HORSE TACK IS ATTACHED, HAT IS MATTE BLACK, GOT THEM BOOTS THAT'S BLACK TO MATCH"