Is it only Tuesday? I'm exhausted already.

It's time to get up, and your best boy just sticks his head under his pillow and ignores you. ZZZZ

So...you decide to play hardball...here's how to make them JUMP.

-Ring the doorbell, then say loudly, "Why Ging! So nice of you to come by! Haven't seen you in a while!"

-Get a needle from your sewing kit

-Hover over him

-Ever so delicately, prick his forehead with it

-Put a rubber spider on a fishing pole

-Dangle it over his face so the legs bounce up and down and jiggle all over

-Say in a ringingly clear voice: "My goodness, look, did someone just happen to drop a hundred dollar bill on the sidewalk or what? How careless!"

-Pretend you are talking on your phone

-"You say what? Nooooo!"

-"Chrollo's outside? Noooo!"

-"And he's emitting Nen like a motherfucking brick shit house afire? NOOOOOO!"

-Pretend you are talking on your phone

-"Oh, hi, Silva. Sure! He's here. Let me get him for you."

-Say, while squinting at your phone, "Oh dear. I could have sworn I put in the right date, but it appears the auction is today not Wednesday and...oh goodness...it's about to start in five minutes! How dumb can one person be?"

-Stand over him and say, in a loud booming voice, right in his ear: "DANCHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

-If that doesn't work, just break his arm, that'll do it. But run like hell after

-Ahhh, let him sleep, he works hard