《》At The Gym
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Hey man
Hey
Dude, you're looking pretty swole, you been working out?
Uh yeah, why are you looking?
-The two of them are at the gym basically every day
-"So, have you actually seen Bisky in her big-ass dude form?"
-"Yeah. It's scary AF"
-"Did she kick your ass?"
-"You bet. I am kind of wondering what she did to Mr. Wing"
-"What are we doing today?"
-"Leg day. Knuckle's supposed to come by in a bit, so let's give the bastard a run for his money, right?"
-Takes a yoga class
-Glides through it calmly and ends up in a peaceful Savasana
-Gon and Killua look at him in amazement.
-"How the fuck did you kill Uvogin?"
-Tries to beg off going to the gym because his work schedule is super busy
-Everyone hollers at him and says "You're a doctor, you know you need to put your health first"
-"If you don't show up," says Killua, rubbing his hands together in glee, "We're just going to sign you up for a class and you have to take it"
-Leorio ignores him
-So he ends up having to go to the gym and take the class that Killua signed him up for
-It's a Zumba class
-"Would you like to borrow a hip scarf?" says the teacher. "It's fun!"
-He takes the kickboxing class
-He fucking rules and dusts everyone
-However, just for fun, he makes it so that every time he lands a punch, a shower of flower blossoms rain all over the entire class
-The manager takes him aside: "Look, I get it, you want to have some fun, but this costs us money to clean up, okay?"
-Illumi, like Kurapika, thinks that yoga would be a nice way to unwind
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-The instructor does not show up for the class, however
-Illumi says, "Hey, no problem, I'm pretty experienced. I'll just lead the class if you all are up for it"
-Everyone says sure, fine
-Illumi lays out a blanket of pins and positions himself on top of them, carefully
-"Okay, see," he says. "This is a technique that requires a considerable amount of mind control..."
-Someone says, "Oh my God!" in horror
-"Feeling overwhelmed?" says Illumi. "Well, Child's Pose is always an option when you need to regroup or rest..."
-Strides into the weight room
-Gathers all the damn weights possible and puts them in a pile by his feet
-Sits on a weight bench and, deliberately, leans back and taps away on his phone for a few minutes with a slight grin on his face
-"Hey dude. Can I work into your set?"
-Chrollo looks up, coldly
-The guy apologizes and backs off
-Puts on shorts and a T-shirt
-Coerces Chrollo to play pickleball with him
-Beats the shit out of his boss
-Chrollo is pissed off
-Is that guy who hogs the treadmill, coughs without wiping his mouth, doesn't wipe down the equipment, and leaves a half-eaten Dum-Dum sucker in the drink holder
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