Hey man

Hey

Dude, you're looking pretty swole, you been working out?

Uh yeah, why are you looking?

-The two of them are at the gym basically every day

-"So, have you actually seen Bisky in her big-ass dude form?"

-"Yeah. It's scary AF"

-"Did she kick your ass?"

-"You bet. I am kind of wondering what she did to Mr. Wing"

-"What are we doing today?"

-"Leg day. Knuckle's supposed to come by in a bit, so let's give the bastard a run for his money, right?"

-Takes a yoga class

-Glides through it calmly and ends up in a peaceful Savasana

-Gon and Killua look at him in amazement.

-"How the fuck did you kill Uvogin?"

-Tries to beg off going to the gym because his work schedule is super busy

-Everyone hollers at him and says "You're a doctor, you know you need to put your health first"

-"If you don't show up," says Killua, rubbing his hands together in glee, "We're just going to sign you up for a class and you have to take it"

-Leorio ignores him

-So he ends up having to go to the gym and take the class that Killua signed him up for

-It's a Zumba class

-"Would you like to borrow a hip scarf?" says the teacher. "It's fun!"

-He takes the kickboxing class

-He fucking rules and dusts everyone

-However, just for fun, he makes it so that every time he lands a punch, a shower of flower blossoms rain all over the entire class

-The manager takes him aside: "Look, I get it, you want to have some fun, but this costs us money to clean up, okay?"

-Illumi, like Kurapika, thinks that yoga would be a nice way to unwind

-The instructor does not show up for the class, however

-Illumi says, "Hey, no problem, I'm pretty experienced. I'll just lead the class if you all are up for it"

-Everyone says sure, fine

-Illumi lays out a blanket of pins and positions himself on top of them, carefully

-"Okay, see," he says. "This is a technique that requires a considerable amount of mind control..."

-Someone says, "Oh my God!" in horror

-"Feeling overwhelmed?" says Illumi. "Well, Child's Pose is always an option when you need to regroup or rest..."

-Strides into the weight room

-Gathers all the damn weights possible and puts them in a pile by his feet

-Sits on a weight bench and, deliberately, leans back and taps away on his phone for a few minutes with a slight grin on his face

-"Hey dude. Can I work into your set?"

-Chrollo looks up, coldly

-The guy apologizes and backs off

-Puts on shorts and a T-shirt

-Coerces Chrollo to play pickleball with him

-Beats the shit out of his boss

-Chrollo is pissed off

-Is that guy who hogs the treadmill, coughs without wiping his mouth, doesn't wipe down the equipment, and leaves a half-eaten Dum-Dum sucker in the drink holder