Oh boy! It's date night and you have a brand-new outfit that you are all excited to try out.

You get all dressed and ready, ta-da!

Um...okay...that wasn't quite the reaction you were hoping for...

-Because he is young, he cannot hide his expression, it's obvious that he hates it

-Because he's pretty slick though, for a kid--dating older women and all that--he quickly corrects his reaction and says, "Wow, you look great tonight!"

-Unfortunately, he overcorrected a bit, so you know he's lying

-Because he is young, he cannot hide his expression, it's obvious that he hates it

-Because he is a spoiled brat Zoldyck, however, he doesn't even bother to hide it

-You burst into tears. "You don't l-l-l-ike my new ou-u-u-tfit," you sob. "And I spent all this money on it trying to look nice for you..."

-He is instantly contrite and tears start flowing out of his eyes, too. "Will you forgive me for being a BAD BOYFRIEND," he wails

-Thinks to himself, "Damn, that is one ugly outfit"

-Thinks to himself, "Well, she usually has good taste, this is sort of an anomaly"

-Thinks to himself, "Didn't I read somewhere about how when someone decides to go completely out of their comfort zone with fashion without any regard as to whether it is suitable to their personal style it's a psychological indication of...."

-You break into his thoughts. "Baby," you coo. "Don't you like my new clothes?"

-He sighs and says, "Sure, it's nice"

-Takes one look at you and says, "Oh honey, that ain't your trend"

-You get mad. "What? Do I look fat?"

-"No! When did I say you look fat? I said that shit doesn't work for you"

-"You're a jerk!"

-"At least I have taste!"

-The evening ends up with him apologizing profusely and offering to buy you a whole new outfit from whatever store you want

-Looks you up and down

-"Darling, you make me utterly insane...I can't even look at you without wanting to rip all your clothes off right this second...how about we go do that right now..."

-Says "Hi, ready to go?"

-He never notices what you are wearing

-Says that you look beautiful

-You can tell all evening long by his mildly passive-aggressive behavior that something is irritating him

-He just gives a tight little smile and says "Nothing, nothing," when you try to get it out of him

-Does not comment on your clothes

-When you get home later that night, he waits until you are asleep, then finds the offending outfit and hangs it up in Machi's closet

-He kind of likes your outfit

-Is not particularly concerned with fashion trends

-"Who cares, as long as it's coming off later, anyway?"