《》Forced To Get A Retail Job
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Oh, just one of those ridiculous "What ifs" that popped into my head.
If your fave boy had to work retail, what store would he work at?
-Obviously would work at some fast food place in the mall where he would sneak Killua free food all the time
-He'll also have a bunch of admiring girls who hang out there specifically to see him.
-He will give them free slushies or pretzels or whatever and Killua will get sad and jealous
-He'll work at GameStop
-Will torture his brother Milluki regularly by calling him and lying about some rare game that "just happened to show up in the stockroom, nobody knows what it is, should I open it?"
-If that doesn't get his bro pissed off enough, he will then start discussing his employee stock benefits in a smug tone of voice
-He'll get a job at Best Buy and they'll put him in the PC, Laptop & Tablet department
-He works on commission and does really well
-He'll work at the jewelry store
-He's really good at schmoozing clueless dudes into paying way too much for a crappy diamond ring or whatever for their girlfriends
-Works at GNC
-Samples all the bodybuilding supplements on a regular basis and convinces the owner to stock a few that are not FDA-approved
-Flirts with the chicks at Sephora across the way and convinces them to give him free guyliner
-Is mortified by the idea of doing anything as blue-collar as working retail, so disguises himself by putting on a baseball cap
-Works at JoAnn's, they have a ton of needles and pins there
-Wherever he works, he makes sure it's a luxury brand store
-Steals fucking every bit of merch he can get his hands on, every day he's there
-Also steals people's credit card info
-He gets a job at Home Depot and spends a lot of time examining all the various saws, hammers, power drills, etc.
-He's at the Apple store, of course!
-Gets a new phone every two weeks with his employee discount
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