Insomnia got me bad...it's four in the morning and I can't sleep.

So I decided to imagine HxH boys in completely unimaginable configurations.

Use your imaginations and picture this...

-Picture Gon's face in your mind

-Now picture Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day

-You can't unsee that, now, can you?

-Imagine what Killua would look like if he grew his white hair long and straight down to his butt like his brother and wore Illumi's weird clothes and went around being a typical family zombie following his father's instructions cheerfully

-I know, I had a hard time seeing it, too

-Imagine Pika as a girl

-Oh wait. We already saw that in Yorknew, didn't we?

-Okay. Imagine him naked

-Oh WAIT.

Yorknew is the BEST FUCKING ARC EVER

-Imagine him with straggly shoulder length hair and scruffy beard, basically Eren Jaeger/AoT look

-No sunglasses

-Dirty hippie Coachella outfit and flip-flops

-This is a tough one, sorry

-Picture him with normal-colored, medium brown hair

-Nothing painted on his face

-Wearing Leorio's suit and tie

-Bonus: Have him out on a nice business casual lunch with Pariston

-Here's an obvious one: Imagine him with really short hair

-You can mentally dress him in a SWAT cop or military uniform if that helps the vision along

-Imagine Chrollo in Wranglers, cowboy boots, and a Stetson, cracking open a longneck with his teeth, and saying, "Y'all ready to go to the Jason Aldean show now, baby? Let me fire up my truck"

-I admit I kind of like him getting his yee yee on

-Picture him bleached blond, with a surfer's tan

-He's a lifeguard at the beach, sitting up on the chair looking bored with sunglasses and a whistle around his neck

-Kinda hot, no?!

-Picture him as the head of the Phantom Troupe

-BWAHHHH! Sorry, had to