I was actually a very timid, shy child who was the youngest in the family and followed my mother around like a shadow and was totally silent and let my older siblings holler their opinions over me all the time.

And then I grew up to be a rebellious asshole, and I am scary as shit and kick ass, all while looking real pretty in a killer outfit and batting my eyelashes and never messing up my hair.

So basically I am Kalluto Zoldyck.

That said:

-He still is a kid, but when he was a little kid we already know he was the most perfects, sweetest, adorbs little boy on earth (according to his aunt)

-Ging is such a stupid ungrateful fuck, isn't he?

-Also apparently was a cute and sweet kid when he was little, but we all know how things go in that family, the expiration date on that rolls up pretty fast

-(Get your Kleenex)

-(You know what's coming)

-He was a model young man who was a shining example of the morals of his clan, always behaving with integrity, doing his mother and father proud, being kind and caring to his friend Pairo, defending Pairo against teasing and slurs, and exhibiting an intellectual curiosity about the world at large

-AND THEN WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

-All signs point to him being a kind of mischievous brat but a lovable one

-He had to be pretty smart and do okay in school, since he decided to become a doctor pretty early on (yeah, I know it was the result of tragic circumstances, but seriously, if he were a dumbo he'd know it wouldn't be in his wheelhouse)

-I don't think his parents gave him a big enough allowance

-Your garden-variety juvenile delinquent nightmare who terrorized the neighborhood by setting off firecrackers, flattening tires, throwing rocks through windows, etc.

-Got arrested for the first time in, like, kindergarten (if he even went to kindergarten, he probably ditched from day one)

-Probably lost his virginity at, like, 11 or something. To Mrs. Robinson. Or someone else old enough to be his mother. Perhaps even a GILF

-He was basically a robot, poor thing

-As he entered pre-adolescence, he had a wet dream and was thrown into utter abject terror that his father would find out, so he basically set a world record as the only teenager in the history of existence who has never once in his life whacked off (not even in the shower)

-Super smart, but overcorrected any nerd tendencies by becoming a bully and beating up anyone who looked at him sideways on the playground

-Got sent to the principal a lot for mouthing off in class ("I was just correcting the teacher's mistake")

-Was small for his age (I know, I know)

-Hid behind Chrollo a lot

-Developed a real nasty Napoleonic complex

-Was a nice kid

-How did he end up so fucked up?