What to do on a boring night together?

Well, there's always On Demand.

-"Too young for this scenario, again. Yawn, this is getting old."

-"Not too young. You remember THE SCENE."

-"No, I didn't participate in that. I went to bed like a respectable 12-year-old, you pervert"

-"Leorio didn't catch me, so whatever"

-"How did you turn it off and jump into bed that fast, anyway? That was some smooth moves on your part"

-Will raise his eyebrows and sigh in exasperation, but if he has time and doesn't need to get up too early the next morning, he will indulge you in this ridiculous waste of time

-"I actually did know that Killua was watching something nasty that one time in the hotel room"

-"You did not. You were like, 'Oh, look, how nice, the kids are in bed.'"

-" I went to go watch Dr. Pimple Popper on demand because I couldn't fall asleep, and I saw what channel he had it tuned to"

-"Oh, foo with a movie. Check out my OnlyFans. Want to help me create some content as long as we're at it?"

-"This isn't my thing"

-(You make him watch it)

-"So. Uh. We are supposed to have sex now?"

-"Okay, great, a dirty movie. You pick."

-"How about this one?"

-"Noooo...I'm not into that"

-"This one looks good"

-"Mmph, I'm not really digging--"

-"Okay okay. What about THIS one?"

-"The actors look stupid"

-(Repeat until you either bean him with the channel changer or fall asleep)

-Has horribly disturbing kink taste and is afraid to tell you what actually gets him off, so obediently watches an entry-level soft porn without comment

-"No need for the movie." (Whips out his phone) "I have a Pornhub Plus sub!"