OMG--you are living in a pit. A pigsty. When was the last time the house was cleaned, for the love of all things holy? 

And you know YOU didn't make this mess. SOMEONE ELSE did, so HE is responsible for cleaning it.

Here's how he handles it.

-Aunt Mito raised him right, he knows how to wield a broom and mop

-Calls up Killua: "Dude. C'mon over and help me? Please?"

-Killua laughs and says sucks to be you, loser

-Gon, grumbling, cleans the house by himself

-He's a fucking Zoldyck, none of them know how to do household shit

-He calls Illumi for help. "How do you clean a house?"

-"Fuck if I know. Why are you cleaning a house?"

-He calls Milluki, who laughs at him and hangs up

-He calls Alluka. "I'm locked up in a room, do you think I have any idea?"

-He calls Kalluto. "I told you never to call me at this number, jerk, this is my work phone"

-He calls Gon. "Sucks to be you," screams Gon, laughs, and hangs up

-Cleans the house

-It takes him a couple hours

-Tries to beg off, saying he's too busy

-You call bullshit

-Groaning, he concedes, and rolls his sleeves up, but does such a terrible job you eventually push him aside and do it yourself

-Covers the entire house with Bungee Gum just to make everything 10 times worse and further piss you off

-"All right, all right, all right, hee hee hee, I'll clean for real"

-You tell him he can't use Texture Surprise or you'll kill him

-Calls a housekeeping service

-Sits back and gives himself a manicure

-This is Chrollo we are talking about okay. His house never gets dirty.

-Breaks into a building and kidnaps one of the custodians who is innocently mopping the floor

-Puts a sack over his face and ties him to a chair

-"You're gonna clean the fucking house, got it?" (Starts up a loud power tool) "Or do I hafta USE THIS--"

-Why do you think Chrollo's house is always spotless?