《Lies [✓]》Bloopers & extra scenes
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Walking into the kitchen you found a note on the fridge. "Sorry, my new job has a new schedule. I'll be going earlier and coming home later, sorry dear! I made you pancakes, I hope they're still hot when you eat them." Y/n rolls her eyes.
"Okay author~san this is the stupidest thing ever, it's obviously just for plot so I can have friends over whenever I want."
"Cut! And shut up, YOUR NAME. It's my book and I can do whatever I want." Author~san glared. "I said call me y/n!"
Y/n closed her eyes started to walk, humming to the beet she skipped along the side walk.
She skips for a bit more.
She stops and opens her eyes. "The fuck? Aren't I supposed to bump into Neil?" She asked.
"oops— Sorry! Just got starbucks with Max." Neil chuckled. "Are you kidding me Neil?! Your break isn't until in between the chapters- You know this! God dammit. RETAKE!" Author~san yells.
Y/n slowly open her eyes, and she sees the comedy trio standing in front of her. Max ahead of the other two.
Y/n thought only Neil and Nikki had this free period, was Max skipping? Maybe you were just imagining things.
"Yes?" Y/n asked confused, staring dead at Max.
Max had a mischievous smirk, he was staring at you. Nikki also had a smirk on her face, she had her hands on her hips. On the other hand, Neil was giving you an sympathetic smile. Mouthing a "Sorry for what's about to happen."
And suddenly, Max sneezed.
"That's not in the script-" Neil muttered. Y/n giggled. "You sneeze like a kitten! God you're such a dork." "Shut the fuck up!" Max glared. "It's cute that you guys date even out of the book." Nikki chuckles.
"Guys oh my god- we're restarting the fucking scene get into places!" Yelled author~san
Walking down the street back home, Y/n felt sad. Neil was sick today and didn't come to school. So Y/n had no one to walk with.
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That day in particular Max's parents did want to pick him up and made him walk home. Walking he noticed you. He picked up his pace and smirked when he was walking beside Y/n.
"Maxwell? Since when did you walk?" Y/n asked. "I just felt like it." He smirked. "Why, do you have a problem with it?" He says. "No— Not really... I would just prefer Neil." You mutter. "Neil? What's so special about Neil? He's just a stupid nerd—"
"Are you really saying those things about him?" Y/n ask. "Well ya, they're coming out of my mouth, now aren't they?" He asked. "Wow... I can't believe anyone would ever talk about a friend like that." Y/n mutter.
Y/n stopped walking and Max does to.
"What kind of friend are you? Do you even hang out with him? I bet you haven't once complimented him in a month." Y/n glares. "Bet! I complimented him yesterday." He stated. "When, what and where." You glare.
"Before school, his hair, outside of school. I said his hair looked clean for once." He shrugs. "That's not a compliment—" "Yes it is, I'm saying his hair is clean." "That— That isn't fair— Gosh, whatever." You roll your eyes as you start walking again.
"How far do you even live?" You asked. "Not that fair, just [place far from here]" He shrugs. "What?!" You gasp. "What?" He asked. "That's like a thirty minute walk— Here, I'll call an uber. I'd drive you but I'm fifteen."
You called up an uber and gave him a hundred dollars, you explained to him that you weren't going with but that should cover it. If it was less he could keep the tip.
"Oh my god the tension is so real! Love it!"
"Fuck Preston! You can't talk, I said I'd let you watch if you DIDNT TALK!" Author~san yelled. "How could I not fangirl?! This part the tension is so thick, it's eating at me!" Preston fangirls.
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"You don't need to-" "Just let me do this before I change my mind." He states.
Y/n looks up and make eye contact. Y/b smiles at him. "Thank you, Max. " Y/n mumbled.
He stares into Y/n's eyes, he face gets red. "W-Whatever... Let's just go, baka!"
Y/n stared at him. "That's not-" "I know it's not in the script but seriously?! The script makes me seem like such a tsundere. Like yeah I'm an ass but seriously?" Max glared.
Y/n sighs. "Let's just restart the scene already..." She grumbled.
"he WHAT?!" She yelled. "I mean- Congrats!" She smiles. "How did it all happen?" She asked.
"I was skipping-" "You were what?!" She glared. "Let me finish! I was skipping and I was reading in the library, Max came in and turned the lights off... He stole my book and turned them back on. When they came on we argued for a bit, I told him I hated him... He pinned me to the- wait what do I say again?" Asked Y/n.
Everyone in the room face palms. "Seriously?" Asked Author~san. "Listen it's hard okay that's a lot of words to memorize!" Hugged Y/n. "I know but this is the seventh time." "Can you shut up?! Let's just retake the damn scene." Y/n blushed.
"Max you don't have to pay-" Y/n was cut off. "Just let me do this, it makes me happy knowing I'm paying for my future girlfriend." He grinned. Y/n's face flushed red as he paid for the bracelets.
He grabbed them and put his on, he then grabbed Y/n's hand and started putting hers on her. "Pfft- Max, I'm not a baby." Y/n roll her eyes. He finished and looked up into her eyes.
His eyes moved down to her lips, he leaned in and kissed her.
Y/n kissed back
"Cut! That's not in the script!" Yelled author~san. "Let me kiss my girlfriend in peace." Max states pulling back from the kiss. "Kiss her in breaks, no kissing until we're done filming!" Yelled author~san. Max rolled his eyes. "Whatever, let's just retake."
You giggled, the two of you made your way down stairs. You open the door and there stood Harrison. "Nerris are you- Woah." Harrison blushed when Nerris stood in front of you. "Aha- Hey-...? What the fuck?" Nerris started giggling.
"What? Wait Nerris that isn't in the script." Harrison stated. Y/n starts giggling too. "What-?" Harrison asked.
"Cut! Harrison why do you have a fake moustache on your face?"
"Wait what" Harrison states. "You- have marker on your- Wait... Max get your ass in here!"
"What?" Max glared. "You did this, didn't you." Author~san yelled as she pointed to Harrison. He smirks. "Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't."
Author~san groans, and fared at him. "Just fucking- re do the scene!" She yelled.
"Bye..."
"And.. Cut! Perfect! You guys did awesome." Author~san smiled. Max gave a thumbs up while Y/n started crying. "It's over! I'll never be in a book again!" She cried. "Oh my god I had so much fun here- I can't believe it's over." She cried.
"You've picked up on my cheesiness in my book. Stop it." Author~san glared. But then chuckled. "But yeah.. It's sad. I'll miss you guys." Author~san smiled sadly. "Well, let's start packing up our equipment... The shows over." Author~san chuckled sadly.
Preston, Harrison, Nerris, Max and Y/n we're all sitting outside on a bench. They were eating popsicles. "Wait what colour did you two have?" Asked Harrison. "Red." Y/n shrugged. "Blue." grumbled Max.
"Wait then why are your tongues purple?"
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