'And that's the story of how your dad and I got jiggly in a science lab'

I finish telling Shawn jnr the story of his birth,, I know he can't understand me because he's 16 months but you know oh well,

I go outside, I've just finished my mocks and life's good

Shawns out, he provides some cash and I live w parrot shean and the sex is amazing

I take in a fresh breath and suddenly across the street I see James Charles!🤪

'ONG BABES I THORT YOU WERE IN HULL'

'BABS I CAME BACK JUST 4 U OMG IS THAY THE CAYUTE'

after Jc's parents found out he had slept w shean they moved him away from me👿👿🐍 but now he was here wtfffffff

He comes in the house,, 'I've got some bad news to tell you baby'

Oh god, what could it be?

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We sit down, the baby coo's, he has his fathers eyes 🥰 👀, James holds my hand

'We're getting married'

My stomach drops 'w..what'

'Me and Séan, the Weddings on sister Saturday, I've saved you a sister seat xoxo💋😘😘❤️❤️💞💕💞'

I'm so MAD RN what a sister snake 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

'Yea, I'll swing bye 😑😑😑'