Tw: mentions of suicide in gen z fashion

ELLIE ELLIE ELLIE

PLEASE

SAVE ME

ROZIE IS GOING TO MURDER ME

I'm going to become a corpse

Oh no

I DONT WANNA DIE

Yet...

But that's not the point

ELLIE WHERE TF ARE YOU

Please

Are you okay?

Hola

Hallo

Bonjour

Dia duit

Hej

Hæ

Oi

Ciào

Cześć

Salut

Helo

Živjo

Oh no did she get to you first

F

I definitely didn't look up how to say hello in 12 languages just to spam you

I'm still going to spam until I know you are alive

Cause we planned our triple suicide together and if she murdered you I'm going to be disappointed

Where are you? I literally searched the whole school

And I got stopped by a teacher twice

I'm getting self conscious rn

I don't want to be alone

I'm going to class alone ig

I see how it is

I'll see you in hell when rozie finds me

Oh wait

Your going to heaven like the good little shit you are

:(

Not how I planned my suicide

Death by rozie

Rip

She will not be remembered

Oops forgot to bury her

Wait who is she

Idk

HOW TF DID YOU NOT REPLY YET

Damn

Now you going to murder me

Hello?

Omg your alive thank god

Might want to go back to the dead now

Cause when I murder you it will not be pretty Ellie

This isn't Ellie

Oops

Wait really

You got the wrong number kid

OMFG I'm so sorry

Sorry if I interrupted something important and blowing up your phone

No problem kiddo I need a distraction from my meeting anyway

1. How'd you get this number

2. Why was rozie going to murder you and Ellie

Um I just typed in my friends number as I was running away from rozie

Which I obviously made a mistake

She was angered because I called her short, which is completely true

She's like 5'1

You should never anger a short person

Also could I get a name other wise you'd a stranger

sTrAngEr dAngEr

Call me genius

Uhhh sureee

You didn't put my name as that did you kid

Nope :)

You going to tell me your name?

Umm

I could

But you didn't tell me yours

Sooooooo call me death

Why?

CaUsE paThEtic PeOpLe aRe ScaReD oF Me :)

Dylan it is then

I feel like your called Dylan

You'll never know

I feel like your an old man

Le gasp

Omg are you a ...

Pedo?

Oh god no

Wait what age are you kid

Fünfzehn Jahre alt

Cúig bliana déag d'aois

Fuck I forgot french

But I'm fifteen

Shouldn't you be in school right now? In class?

I sorta am

It's the summer exams

We are in a study block rn I have like 3 exams left so two days left of school before summer holidays start

So why aren't you studying

Why aren't you paying attention to your meeting hmmm

You got me there

Welp the exam is starting

English

It's not that bad but my hand will hurt like a bitch after

Wish me luck smol brain

IS THAT WHAT MY NAME IS

....

Good luck with English kid

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A/n : I just want to say before I get any angry Americans after me, I'm not American and all I know about the American school system is from movies so I mixed it with my school system, which is Irish in case you didn't get the hints, however this does take place in New York. If you don't understand something ask and I'll explain as good as I can.

No ones going to read this I feel like I'm talking to myself just like in real life .... L .... I just said L to myself wow I need a life ... -_-