《Mr. Perfectly Fine ⚊ Enhypen Sunghoon Text AU [ #5 ]》11 📞 perfectly not sarcasm
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"Good morning, this is Baskin -"
"Uh.. Sunflowers?"
"No, I was just caught off guard"
"Yes, more cheaper than any roses and I love how they essentially face the sun, but what's got you so pumped up today to continue this game?"
"Absolutely not.. Ask me anything but not that"
"Seriously, you're asking a girl that, Sunghoon? I'll alyways choose hugs over kisses. It disgust me how you practically exchange salivas with the other per -"
"With my what, huh?"
[ she burst out laughing ] "Don't tell me you've never kissed a single girl in your life?"
"I didn't! You could've lied. You just suddenly tell the sad truth!"
"What am I gonna do with you, baby boy?"
"That word is also for boys who have no experience at this age with girls who, for sure, is going crazy about you -"
"Ah! I bet all the girls to where you live is bowing down in your path jist to have your attention"
"Duh, I don't even know what you look like nor where do you live - scratch that - I'll never see you in personal, I swear"
"If?"
"Hello?"
"...."
"Why did you become quiet?"
"Well, then stop doing it! I can practically feel from here you've been dying to ask me something"
"...."
"....."
[ beeps ]
"Kim Minji, we need to talk!"
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