It's not a place you want to be-eya.

Not supposed to be in Boguativia.

As you can seeya, Boguativia shouldn't be-eya.

Ya can't live in Boguativia.

If you ask the mafia, bout Boguativia, they'll probably have to killeya.

Cause they need Boguativia to fill their needeya.

Bad place Boguativia, only good for the media.

Boguativia not as much a placeeya, it's more of a thingeya.

Don't sing in Boguativia, or they'll make you screameya.

If you want to go to Boguativia, you are already in Boguativia.

You can't go to Boguativia, because you can't live in Boguativia.

If you are from Boguativia, you could be alone in Boguativia and couldn't get what you needya.

And the Bogats have all just movedya.

Who knows where they've goneya.

Maybe Starbucks, smoke shops, Walmart in Bigtrucksya.

All texting while driving, those phoney schmuckeyas.

Maybe cooking burgers at McSucksya.

They have relocated those lousy Bogats everywhereeya.

Some started a third partyeya.

"Everybody against everythingeya" is their platformeya.

They have joined all organizations and pretend to pray in churchya.

And now a successful take-over of the media.

Some may run for president they sayeya.

Although, probably not much worse changeya than what we already seeya.

As darkness fall again everywhereya and everywhereya is now Boguativia.