"Well, gentlemen and ladies, it's finally over, for two years anyway. The plan seemed to work. Yes it did, those poor stupid wing nuts, we left um hangin didn't we?" (Laughter and random clapping fills the room and one guy whistles.)

"Ok now, we have our guest of honor right here at Democratic Headquarters. Ladies and gentlemen please welcome our DOUBLE AGENT ORANGE." (Repeated applause and one guy whistles.)

"Good morning you beautiful people, well, I did a great job, didn't I? (Boisterous approval again fills the room and one guy whistles.) Now my fellow Democrats, DOUBLE AGENT ORANGE has completed his mission. We have the Senate! We will work with whatever "House" numbers we end up with. No problem as usual. They'll follow me anywhere.

One way or another "WE" will "Make America Great Again"."

"The Republicans have some major surgery ahead of um, don't they? If anything goes wrong, I'll just run for president again. Stir the pot, let um gerrymander the country into snake like looking districts all they want. We'll keep them in a non-facist democratic republic, whether they like it or not." (Applause fills the room, one guy whistles.)

"Well, I'm off to Florida folks. The wife wants to work on her tan." (Murmmered chuckling fills the room, one guy wolf-whistles.) "I'll just lay there on the beach a lovely shade of burnt orange. Till we meet again." (With arm raised waving, he exits stage right.)