《siyari.》𝟷𝟿.
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𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝗰𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲𝘀.
𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙲𝙰𝙶𝙾, 𝙸𝙻
𝙾𝙼𝙽𝙸𝚂𝙲𝙸𝙴𝙽𝚃 ⸱ 𝙽𝙾𝚅. 𝟸𝟸𝙽𝙳
𓆙𓆙𓆙
"Get it all out ma." Mali cooed while rubbing Ke's back as she threw up into the toilet of Yari's hall bathroom.
Mali looked up at Yari and made a yikes face. "Did you eat something bad?" Yari asked.
"This hoe pregnant." Mali said, smiling a bit.
"I'm not- I can't be." Ke said on the verge of crying.
"Nooo don't cry Ke, pregnancy and labor are two very beautiful thing." Yari said.
"Its not that man... I won't even be able to do my hoe shit if I am- don't even speak that shit into existence, I prolly just ate some bad." Ke said.
"We need to go get yo ass a pregnancy test." Mali said standing up.
"I'm good Mali, ian pregnant-" She quickly went back to the toilet and threw up again.
"Ew." Yari gagged.
"If yo ass throw up on me we gone be fighting in this bitch." Mali told Yari making Yari mug her.
"Shut the fuck up."
"Yea, we need a pregnancy test." Mali mumbled.
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"Which one am I supposed to get?" Ke asked putting her hands in her pocket and rocking back and forth.
"That one." Yari said pointing at the best one that was in the store. Mali and Ke both look at her.
"What? I had a pregnancy scare when I was with my gay ass ex." Yari mumbled. Mali and Ke laughed a bit.
They got the pregnancy test and made their way to the counter. "I hope I'm not pregnant, im supposed to be getting some dick from that fine ass boy from the mall."
"Shid, they prolly killed his ass along with the nigga that tried to fuck with Yari." Mali said.
"Nah, they ain't even kill the nigga. Bam just beat the shit outta him, I felt bad." Yari said.
They were now at the counter paying for the pregnancy test. They picked up 2.
"$30.26"
"Gawd fucking damn... high ass shit." Ke mumbled going in her pocket and pulling out 2 20's.
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"I want my 9.74 back too please." She said causing the girl to mug her.
"Bitch don't mug her." Mali mugged the girl. Yari shook her head knowing that if the girl said something wrong, either hair or bullets would be flying.
"Who the fuck is you talking to?" The girl asked scrunching up her face.
"You... Takisha." Mali smartly said reading her name tag.
Yari grabbed the bag of pregnancy tests and just stood there along with Ke watching Mali and Takisha go back and forth.
"Listen la bruh, drop an addy and I'll pull up tonight." Mali said.
"I will get my brothers on yo manly ass." Takisha told her, standing there looking unbothered as fuck.
"G-"
"Get yo brothers bitch and we a knock all of em off the map. Gone head tell em text me at *** *** **** whitcho long nose ass." Yari jumped in cutting off Ke. Takisha wrote the number down.
Ke frowned at her. "Bitch why you cut me off?"
"Yo pregnant ass can't do shi-"
"Bitch don't say that, i'm not pregnant." Ke said.
"You's a fucking lie." Mali said.
"Yo ass focus on the argument you in right now." Ke told Mali.
"Can yo pregnant ass take yo pussy ass friends and get the fuck out my store? Y'all holding up my fucking line." Takisha said.
"Bitch my pregnant ass a hop cross this counter and stomp a hole in yo face fuck is you talm bout. Don't talk out the side of yo neck like that. That's why yo wig don't got a part." Ke mugged her.
"Bitch my wig do got a part and you won't do s-"
Ke leaned forward and slapped Takisha. "Who won't do shit? Quit playing with me." Ke said.
Yari pulled her back laughing. "Come on Ke, you gotta take this test." She said.
"Ugly scum on the bottom of my shoe looking bitch." Ke said before finally letting it go and walking away.
"Bitch aint even give me my money back, broke ass." Ke mumbled.
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Mali followed behind them while yari laughed. "That was funny as hell."
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"What it say?" Ke asked frantically shaking her hands as she paced the bathroom.
"Damn bitch, you just peed on it. Let it get to 5 minutes." Mali said.
"Im sayin, done asked what it say bout 22 fucking times." Yari added pulling out her phone.
"Fuck y'all because y'all would be like this if yall talking a fucking pregnancy test too. I don't wanna be pregnant man, I cant be. I don't even have a solid ass job-"
"You be doin me and Mali make up, do that for a living." Yari suggested.
"I don't fucking like people, that shit ain't gone work out." She said.
"I don't like people like that but I still find a way to do hair and make my money. Bitch, you not liking people don't even matter right now, its about making money for you and the little fucker in your stomach." Yari said.
"And plus, Darien ass gone make sure YOU and that baby straight. So you don't even gotta stress this shit too much. It is his right?" Mali question, she knew it had to be his but she just wanted to be sure.
"Yes Maliyah, he's the only one I fucked within the time being." Ke answered. "And I don't want to depend on him."
As they continued talking the timer went off making Ke jump. Her eyes began to tear up before seeing what it even said.
"Bitch why is you crying? You aint even see what it say yet." Mali said.
"Well what does it say?" Ke asked backing up. The bathroom was big as fuck. She was by the shower which was all the way on the other side of the bathroom.
"Ke i'm over here with you, I don't have super vision." Mali said.
"Im not picking that hoe up either, you pissed all over that shit." She added. Ke huffed and rolled her eyes while Yari laughed.
"Go look and stop being a pussy Ke." Yari said pushing her softly.
"Don't call me that." Ke mumbled, frowning.
"I don't even gotta look at the pregnancy test to know this hoe pregnant." Mali mumbled.
"Well what does it say Keriah?" Yari asked.
"I don't know... I didn't look yet." Ke answered fiddling with her fingers.
"Bitch look!" Mali huffed.
"I CANT! This shit is going to change my life if i'm actually pregnant." Ke muttered.
"We know that Ke, this shit can have such a big impact on you in a good and/or bad way but you'll never be able to get ready for that if you don't fucking look and find the fuck out." Yari said.
Ke huffed loudly and picked up the pregnancy tests with her eyes closed.
"Open yo damn eyes and look." Mali said.
Ke opened her eyes and looked. As soon as she seen the answer she dropped to the floor and began hysterically crying.
Mali and Yari ran to the test and picked them up.
" ⏐⏐"
" 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗻𝗮𝗻𝘁 "
They dropped them and started jumping up and down.
"We gone have a niece." Mali jumped up and down.
"Nephew." Yari corrected.
"I don't give a fuck, we got Siah and now we gone have Ke baby." Mali said referring to Jasiah.
"Wait- when you gone tell Glock?" Yari asked.
"I don't know." Ke sobbed wiping her tears and looking up.
"Don't wait too long Ke." Yari said.
"I shoulda listened to Blakk ass." Mali mumbled.
"What you mean?" Ke asked scrunching up her face.
"He said you was pregnant.. he was showing me all the signs and shit now look at yo ass... pregnant as fuck."
"That bitch spoke this shit into existence, ima beat his ass. Ugh.. this is so fucking overwhelming, I need some food." She said getting up and leaving the bathroom.
They shook their heads already knowing this was going to be a long ass pregnancy.
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