《wrong number dumbass - b.e》liar
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billie?
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why did you lie to me?
what do you mean
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what is your last name
spencer
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no it's not
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it's eilish
thats actually my middle name
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why didn't you tell me you sang
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you're famous
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you're like
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big
not really
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13 million followers says yes really
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why did you lie
well technically i didnt
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well technically you did billie
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why didn't you tell me who you were
why didnt you recognise me
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that's very big headed of you
glad you noticed
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who actually are you billie
im billie
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no but like
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you're billie eilish
no im billie
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well yeah
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but like
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eilish
no but like o'connell dude
this doesn't change shit
im still the same billie who wanted fucking guacamole
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but you're not though
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hi billie eilish
stop fucking calling me that dude
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why? that's your name
no the fuck it isnt
my name is billie
literally just fucking billie
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damn why you mad
because im not "billie eilish", im just billie
this doesnt change anything
don't treat me differently
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sorry billie
hey
im in germany
its cold as hell
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glad you had a safe flight
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what time is it for you
5am
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wow
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do you not get confused
obviously not
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that was sarcasm wasn't it
goodnight audrey
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