《wrong number dumbass - b.e》strangers
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are you awake
i am now, thanks for that.
dont mention it
what r u doing today
⚠️ not delivered⚠️ nothing
you?
haha i like where this is goin 😉
wait what
ugh ffs
i said nothing, sorry it didn't deliver
yeah sure
anyway r u busy
i mean i've literally just woke up so
no?
great
facetime me
what
no i've just woke up
and i'm topless
even better
im naked,,, so what?
i- why are you naked
do u not sleep naked?
how do you sleep naked wtf
its comfortable 🤷🏻♀️
freeing
more like freezing
so youre not gona facetime me?
no! maybe later
but i dont wana facetime later dude
tough shit "dude"
aight whatever
i have blue hair
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oh wtf
you dont like it?
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no i really like it
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it looks so good
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just very different
my hair is ruined LMFAOOOOO
shit be feelin dry as hell sheesh
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deep condition it
like thats gona work
anyway my management need me to keep dying my hair nd shit to keep up my look
so the damage is staying lmao
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wait what do you mean your look
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what look do you need to have
ion even know at this point dude
i just gota look cool
which i do so its fire
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you do look fire
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pretty hot if i do say so myself
my dick hurts
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huh?
from the weight of carrying your ass
hop the entire fuck OFF
drop me ur addy
i should come n see your ass
meet up n hang out n shit
watch some movies
the bababdook
elf
the office
i wana hang out wit someone and not be billie eilish
im tryna do FRIEND things u feel me
im not tryna sing on a mf stage every day
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how about i come to one of your shows
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that would be more fun
i got a show in LA soon
drop by
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sure
ill send u the address tomorrow
and the times
ill put u on the guest list
when u get here just go around the back and tell the guys there ur name
if they dont let u in text me
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why am i nervous
u dont gota come if u dont wana
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no! i do want to, but you're just intimidating
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and i'm not good with strangers
well then thank fuck im not a stranger huh
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