willingtocommitcrimes: max

maximus: yeah?

willingtocommitcrimes: um

willingtocommitcrimes: so

willingtocommitcrimes: i kinda

maximus boy if u dont just say it

willingtocommitcrimes: i have a crush on someone

maximus: it better not be some random dude from the mall

willingtocommitcrimes: its not i swear

maximus: ok.. then who is it?

maximus: do i know them?

willingtocommitcrimes: uh yeah

willingtocommitcrimes: its kinda

willingtocommitcrimes: mike..

maximus: WHAT?!?!

maximus: UR JOKING RIGHT

willingtocommitcrimes: no😭

maximus: WILL

maximus: HOW LOW ARE YOUR STANDARDS??

willingtocommitcrimes: BRUHH

maximus: i mean slay ig but like

maximus: i cant😭

willingtocommitcrimes: WHAT DO I DO??

maximus: IDKKK

maximus: hes kinda in his "im straight💯" era

willingtocommitcrimes: ikk😭😭

maximus: look

maximus: maybe he will come to his senses and accept that he is most definitely not straight

maximus: i mean atp hes been caught lacking so many times its not even funny

willingtocommitcrimes: true

willingtocommitcrimes: but its like im the only one he jokes w like that

maximus: 💀

maximus: its kinda obvious he likes u

willingtocommitcrimes: you don't know that

maximus: omfg

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dustbunny: AND THATS WHEN SHE JUST POUNCED ON MY TV AND BROKE IT INTO 9127817272727 PEICES

lucass: I CANT W MEWS

elevenlikethenumber: IM SO CONCERNED

mikealmyers: I DONT THINK THATS A CAT

maximus: hi

elevenlikethenumber: MAXXX

maximus: ELLL

mikealmyers: THATS GAYYYY

maximus: ik u ain't talking💀

mikealmyers: whats that supposed to mean

maximus: omfg bruh

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lucass: hi ‼️

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maximus: goofy looking mf

↳ lucass: die

dustbunny: i took the picture‼️

↳ lucass: 💯

willingtocommitcrimes: suddenly im max

↳ maximus: BRUH WE DATED 3 YEARS AGO

↳ mikealmyers: I CAN DO THAT TOO 🧍🪑

elevenlikethenumber: SLAY

↳ lucass: 🔥🔥

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maximus is typing...

maximus sent a chat.

maximus: daily reminder that me and el solo all of u

lucass: girl

dustbunny: not true

willingtocommitcrimes: thats why ur gay

elevenlikethenumber: will in his homophobic era 😨

maximus: Will ur literally gay

willingtocommitcrimes: i forgor

mikealmyers: how do you forget that ur gay

maximus: how do you not realize that ur gay

mikealmyers: i alr told you 1928282 times im straight

lucass: 💀💀

maximus:

willingtocommitcrimes: why

mikealmyers: MARRY ME

dustbunny: HE'S GIVING OFF STRAIGHT VIBES??

lucass: HONESTLY THERES NO DENYING IT ATP

mikealmyers: WHAT I CANT COMPLIMENT MY FRIEND

maximus: "MARRY ME" YEAH OK

elevenlikethenumber: I CANT RN😭

willingtocommitcrimes:

maximus: will is prolly going feral rn

elevenlikethenumber: why?

maximus: no reason

dustbunny: yeah max why??

maximus: uhh

maximus: he didn't take his meds

lucass: MEDS?? BYE

iwannatakeapic: its true

willingtocommitcrimes: how many times do i have to tell you they r SLEEPY TIME GUMMIES

iwannatakeapic: dont worry hes js in denial guys

mikealmyers: sleepy time gummies??💀

willingtocommitcrimes: yeah what abt it

mikealmyers: I thought those were for 5 year olds

iwannatakepic: well technically he wasn't lying abt the gummies cuz he does have to take sleepy time gummies but he also has to take his meds

willingtocommitcrimes: what is with everyone and exposing me

willingtocommitcrimes: i hate all of you

mikealmyers: even me?🥺

willingtocommitcrimes: especially you

maximus:🚶‍♀️

elevenlikethenumber: the sleepy time gummies have spongebob on them

lucass: LMAOAOAO

willingtocommitcrimes: literally die

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i take sleepy time gummies 😔