How is this #1 on Byler 😭💀

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maximus is typing...

maximus sent a chat.

maximus: me and el are going on a date this week🥰

willingtocommitcrimes: ok but like who asked

maximus: die

dustbunny: guys I accidentally killed my hamster

mikealmyers: how do u accidentally kill a hamster...

dustbunny: i was vacuuming my room and accidentally sucked him up in it

dustbunny: i said that it was my bad but he didn't accept the apology so I threw him away

lucass: THREW HIM AWAY??😭

dustbunny: he asked for it 🤷‍♀️

maximus: aint no way...💀

elevenlikethenumber:

maximus:

maximus: why is Nancy kinda...😍

mikealmyers: THATS MY SISTER??

elevenlikethenumber: ok but is she wrong tho

mikealmyers: WHAT

lucass: Erica js slapped me so hard because i told her the dress she was wearing looked goofy

ladyapplejack17: and did

willingtocommitcrimes: deserved

lucass: so now u wanna talk 😭

willingtocommitcrimes:

maximus: but if i put anthrax in billys mail box i would be in the wrong??

lucass: what

mikealmyers: i hope you guys know i just showed nancy those messages

elevenlikethenumber: okayyy?? @nevergonnacatchmelacking

nevergonnacatchmelacking: what can i say i ate that picture up

maximus: real

willingtocommitcrimes: who wants to kiss under a mistle this Christmas

mikealmyers: dont u mean mistletoe

willingtocommitcrimes: no

elevenlikethenumber: I don't understand mistletoes

elevenlikethenumber: what if you accidentally stand under one with a family member

elevenlikethenumber: what would u do then?🤨

dustbunny: that onlt happens in alabama

lucass:

maximus: guys i think someone js broke into mg house

elevenlikethenumber: HUH??

maximus: nvm it was just the demon in my attic

willingtocommitcrimes: no that was me

mikealmyers: Will??😭

maximus: oh shi fr? Coulda js came thru the chimney instead

willingtocommitcrimes: my b

elevenlikethenumber: guys...

elevenlikethenumber: glizzy gobbler just shrunk

elevenlikethenumber: like he literally just shrunk down

elevenlikethenumber: i swear

lucass: i think thats the hallucinations

elevenlikethenumber: im not joking

elevenlikethenumber: i swear it happened 😭

elevenlikethenumber:

dustbunny: i think he looks pretty normal tbh

maximus: same

willingtocommitcrimes: why is he cute now

elevenlikethenumber: he was cute before too 😡😡😡

willingtocommitcrimes: ok..!

mikealmyers: eyedress >>

willingtocommitcrimes: marry me

maximus: 😨

mikealmyers: omw w the ring

willingtocommitcrimes: ok🤞🥰

dustbunny: lucas...

lucass: no

dustbunny: ok

elevenlikethenumber: im hungry

elevenlikethenumber: will can u buy me chic fil a

lucass: aren't they homophobic

willingtocommitcrimes: the food isn't 😍

maximus: 💀💀

willingtocommitcrimes: HELPP

elevenlikethenumber: why did i just hear a loud bang

willingtocommitcrimes: JONATHAN JUST FELL DOWN THE STAIRS

willingtocommitcrimes: IM CRYING

iwannatakeapic: kys

nevergonnacatchmelacking: r u ok??😭💀

iwannatakeapic: i think i broke my leg

iwannatakeapic: Will help

willingtocommitcrimes: no

willingtocommitcrimes: you didn't help me yesterday when mom said to take in the groceries

iwannatakeapic: IT WAS ONE BAG??

elevenlikethenumber: ill help him 🙄

iwannatakeapic: thank you favorite sibling ❤️

willingtocommitcrimes: WHAT

maximus:

mikealmyers: ok but fr who wants to come over to my house and listen to music while painting

maximus: Will wants to

willingtocommitcrimes: what.

willingtocommitcrimes: i didn't even say anything

mikealmyers: ok!! 😁😁😁

willingtocommitcrimes: but😭

elevenlikethenumber: Bye Will!!

lucass: me and Dustin are gonna be playing cod so don't message us

maximus: who would wanna message you guys in the first place

dustbunny: die

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( what happened before mike asked to hangout in the gc )

mikealmyers is typing...

mikealmyers sent a chat.

mikealmyers: MAX

mikealmyers: ED SHEERAN

mikealmyers: ANNIE

mikealmyers: CHUCKY

maximus: BRO WHAT

mikealmyers: how do i ask Will to hangout

maximus: r u srs

mikealmyers: yes...?

maximus: bro just ask him😭

mikealmyers: how tho

maximus: omg

maximus: just ask in the gc

mikealmyers: but i just want Will to hangout tho??

maximus: trust me

mikealmyers: ok..

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should i make mike and will get together soon?? i just didn't want to rush it so yeah 🙏