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mikealmyers: guys me and nancy r having a fight over whos the better sibling someone put her in her place

maximus: wdym she is the better sibling

mikealmyers: actually die

dustbunny: im gonna have to agree w max

lucass: same

elevenlikethenumber: me too

mikealmyers: i know every single one of your addresses

nevergonnacatchmelacking: L Michael 🤣🤣

maximus: Holly and Nancy solo Mike

mikealmyers: HOLLY IS 7??

maximus: okayyy??

mikealmyers: i hope you all die in ur sleep

lucass:

lucass: dustin when we went out for dinner with Max and El yesterday 💀💀

robinyohouse: omg he ate that up

igetbitches101: why is he wearing pajamas..💀

dustbunny: i didnt do my laundry

mikealmyers: why didn't u do ur laundry

dustbunny: i forgor

lucass: im pretty sure i seen people taking pictures of him

dustbunny: i can never escape the paparazzi! LOL!😂

maximus: stop speaking

robinyohouse: wait was it like a double date ??😨

dustbunny: yes

lucass: no

maximus: atp i rlly dk

elevenlikethenumber: me either 💀

igetbitches101: how's everyone doing

nevergonnacatchmelacking: ig the manifestation's didn't work :(

robinyohouse: can u pls shut ur dry ass up

maximus: pls leave

dustbunny: i was having a good day until u started speaking

lucass: real

igetbitches101: ok wow i see how it is

elevenlikethenumber: sooo whos gonna block him?

maximus: me

mikealmyers: someone pls kick him

igetbitches101: y'all r just haters smh

nevergonnacatchmelacking: 💀💀

iwannatakeapic: me, el, and Will went to Walmart yesterday and we seen Steve working at the cash register trying to hit on some lady 💀

elevenlikethenumber: omg he was literally givinf me the most second hand embarrassment ever

iwannatakeapic: literally like tf u mean "are u from Tennessee cuz ur the only ten i see" like pls get hit by a car

maximus: HELPP

lucass: THERE IS NO WAY

igetbitches101: ur just mad cuz it worked

igetbitches101: i gave her my number and she took it

iwannatakeapic: actually i seen her throw it on the ground and stomp on it when we got out of the store

dustbunny: BYE

elevenlikethenumber: I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

iwannatakeapic: I WAS LITERALLY GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST

mikealmyers: wait guys wheres will

mikealmyers: he hasn't said anything

maximus: oh yeah

maximus: usually he'd be gettinf bullied by now

elevenlikethenumber: he is sleeping

lucass: lets wake him up

elevenlikethenumber: okay

elevenlikethenumber: /@willingtocommitcrimes

mikealmyers: /@willingtocommitcrimes

lucass: /@willingtocommitcrimes

dustbunny: /@willingtocommitcrimes

maximus: /@willingtocommitcrimes

iwannatakeapic: /@willingtocommitcrimes

robinyohouse: /@willingtocommitcrimes

willingtocommitcrimes: if somebody @s me one more time im going to steal one of nancys guns and shoot all of you

nevergonnacatchmelacking: preach

mikealmyers: willllllllll

willingtocommitcrimes: dieeeeeee

maximus: 💀💀

maximus: why was he sleeping it's literally 6 pm

elevenlikethenumber: we stayed up all night binge watching all the scream movies

iwannatakeapic: I couldn't even sleep bc all i kept hearing was: "PERIOD SIDNEY" "TATUM ATE THAT" "why is billy lowkey fine"

dustbunny: HELPP??

maximus: who said that last one...

iwannatakeapic: both of them

maximus: 😭

willingtocommitcrimes: were we wrong tho?

mikealmyers: im being Billy Loomis for Halloween

lucass: awh hell nah😭

maximus: god help us all

elevenlikethenumber: 💀

willingtocommitcrimes: I'll be Stu❤️❤️❤️

maximus: oh god

lucass: can you guys get ur gayasses out of here

elevenlikethenumber: I'll be sidney so i can brutally murder both of them

maximus: yes

mikealmyers: me n will solo all of u

maximus: Will? maybe. You? no.

mikealmyers: kys

willingtocommitcrimes:

elevenlikethenumber: im on crack

lucass: pls seek help

maximus:

maximus: gf appreciation ❤️❤️

elevenlikethenumber: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

mikealmyers:

mikealmyers: bf appreciation ❤️❤️

maximus: HUHH

willingtocommitcrimes: pls makeout w me

mikealmyers: On my way!

lucass: are we missing something

dustbunny: you cannot tell me thats not gay

elevenlikethenumber: if mike says "im straight" after this i will literally brutally beat him with a medal bar

mikealmyers: we js joking dw

lucass: go die

dustbunny: i just sent nuclear bombs to your home

willingtocommitcrimes: ❤️

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that was kinda gay ngl

anways heres a picture of my wife❤️