《quick add ❕ ( byler & elmax ) st gc!》huh
Advertisement
sayclicktakeapic is typing...
sayclicktakeapic sent a chat.
sayclicktakeapic: IK I DID NOT JUST WALK IN ON ELEVEN AND WILL WATCHING BARBIE LIFE IN THE DREAM HOUSE.
madmaxreal: HELP
weballinfr: aint NO way
mikewheelchair: LMAOO WHAT
eggosrbetterthanu: AND WHAT ABT IT??
willingtocommitcrimes: NOT YOU ACTING LIKE YOU DIDNT SIT DOWN AND WATCH IT WITH US
sayclicktakeapic: KYS!!
periodictablee: what r y'all fighting abt that show slaps
eggosrbetterthanu: REAL!
willingtocommitcrimes: ^^
madmaxreal: Eleven as much as I love you I cannot support you with this one
eggosrbetterthanu: WHATT
eggosrbetterthanu: i feel so betrayed
madmaxreal: nvm barbie life in the dream house is my favorite show!!
weballinfr: down bad bruh💀
madmaxreal: die
mikewheelchair: Will
willingtocommitcrimes: what
mikewheelchair: ur gay
willingtocommitcrimes: be so fr rn💀
madmaxreal: bro has 0 rizz💀
mikewheelchair: kys
periodictablee: GUYS HALLOWEEN IS TOMORROW!!
weballinfr: OMG REALLY??
madmaxreal: NO WAY🤯🤯
periodictablee: i hate both of you
eggosrbetterthanu: does everyone have their costumes ready
weballinfr: they didn't have a glizzy gobbler costume at ghost Halloween
eggosrbetterthanu: why would they have a glizzy gobbler costume there??😭
eggosrbetterthanu: wait
eggosrbetterthanu: WHAT IS A "Ghost" HALLOWEEN??😭💀
weballinfr: i couldn't go to the real place im on a budget smh
ladyapplejack17: bffr...
mikewheelchair: me and will spent 6 hours finding the perfect stuff for our costume online
madmaxreal: 6 hours??😭
madmaxreal: man i got my costume from Walmart bruh💀
periodictablee: same
weballinfr: atleast Walmart had your costume🙄🙄
eggosrbetterthanu: why would any store have a costume of glizzy gobbler
weballinfr: wtv
weballinfr: im just gonna DIY it ‼️
willingtocommitcrimes: do u need some inspo pics
weballinfr: yes
willingtocommitcrimes:
willingtocommitcrimes:
weballinfr: thx 🥶
madmaxreal: 💀💀
ladyapplejack17: bet 10 hes gonna pull up looking goofy as fuck on Halloween
weballinfr: ur just mad cuz my costume is gonna be better than all of yours
ladyapplejack17: sure..
mikewheelchair: has everyone alr asked about going trick or treating and staying at my house on Halloween?
Advertisement
eggosrbetterthanu: yeah me and Will can go
weballinfr: i can go too
periodictablee: same here
madmaxreal: me too
mikewheelchair: alr my parents won't be home cuz they're taking Holly trick or treating
madmaxreal: im suprised they aren't making you take holly with us
mikewheelchair: my dad said he didn't want Holly around any of that "abcdefg+" nonsense
weballinfr: HELP WHAT
willingtocommitcrimes: my dad called it the BLT+ once so im not suprised
periodictablee: LIKE THE SANDWICH??😭
madmaxreal: BRUHH💀
eggosrbetterthanu: Will go get the door someone's knocking
willingtocommitcrimes: bro why your room is closer
eggosrbetterthanu: idc
willingtocommitcrimes: I'm comfortable
eggosrbetterthanu: if you don't get the door im telling mom it was you that spent 50$ on robux on her card
willingtocommitcrimes: BRO FINE
willingtocommitcrimes: i hate you
madmaxreal: 50 DOLLARS??
mikewheelchair: HELP WHY IS HE THE BIGGEST ROBLOX KID KNOWN TO MAN
*like 2 minutes later*
willingtocommitcrimes is typing
willingtocommitcrimes sent a chat.
willingtocommitcrimes: HELP
willingtocommitcrimes: STEVE WAS AT OUR DOOR DRESSED AS A WOLF
willingtocommitcrimes: BRO SAID "trick or treat"
willingtocommitcrimes: IM CRYING
eggosrbetterthanu: I CANT I SEEN HIM DO THE WALK OF SHAME OFF OUR DOOR STEP
madmaxreal: ITS NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET??😭
weballinfr: BYE
mikewheelchair: WHAT DID YOU SAY??
willingtocommitcrimes: THE WAY I SLAMMED THE DOOR IN HIS FACE
madmaxreal: I CANT
willingtocommitcrimes: I COULD HEAR "all girls are the same" BY JUICE WRLD PLAYING IN HIS AIRPODS
weballinfr: IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK
periodictablee: I JUST DID 50 BACKFLIPS
eggosrbetterthanu: MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING
weballinfr: BRO U GUYS SHOULD HAVE RECORDED IT
willingtocommitcrimes: I WISH I DID
mikewheelchair: IM LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
weballinfr: THATS NOT EVEN THE WORST PART
weballinfr: HE HAD WOLF FACE PAINT ON TOO AND HE WROTE "alpha male" ON HIS CHEST
madmaxreal: IM SHEDDING TEARS
womenenthusiast: THE WAY I JUST READ ALL OF THAT
womenenthusiast: IM DYING
womenenthusiast: NOW I KNOW WHY HE HAD "alpha male asmr" IN HIS SEARCH HISTORY
()
willingtocommitcrimes: HELPP
periodictablee: NO WAY😭😭
weballinfr: LMAOAOAOAO
mikewheelchair: IM SHEDDING REAL TEARS
alphamale69: KYS!!
willingtocommitcrimes: I KNOW YOU AINT TALKING 💀
weballinfr: STEVE BE SO FR
madmaxreal: OKAY MR FURRY
eggosrbetterthanu: THE WAY HES NOT EVEN EMBARRASSED💀
alphamale69: why would i be embarrassed
mikewheelchair: IM SO DONE
willingtocommitcrimes: OH NAH
weballinfr: HELPP
madmaxreal: GOD FORGIVE ME
eggosrbetterthanu: i just looked up alpha male asmr and listened to it
eggosrbetterthanu: i will never be the same.
madmaxreal: ITS THAT BAD
eggosrbetterthanu: i am crying so hard
alphamale69: 😡😡😡😒
strappedrn: DIE!!
————————
I'll try to have a better chapter out tmmrw I swear 😭
Me and alaina 🤝 alpha male jokes
Advertisement
- In Serial130 Chapters
Blood & Noodles
[participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] As they always have, humanity hunts the gods roaming the world, craving the supernatural power that flows within their veins. Even a drop is zealously guarded, passed from master to student through the ages. It is with this stolen power that the Blooded - those with divine blood coursing through them - grasp beyond mortality and achieve prestige, power, and greatness. Yet, for every fraction of power gained, thousands perish, slain by the gods' supernatural prowess. But everything is beginning to change. Eight years ago, for the first time in human memory, a god was felled. Part-time chef and full-time nuisance Orvi wants nothing to do with gods. Living in a derelict city, his only concerns are ensuring his adopted family's restaurant is prosperous and how to best beat the neighbourhood boys in a fight. If he's lucky, he might even snag a date with the farmer's daughter at the market. But even though he cares nothing for the gods or their blood, the world won't leave him alone forever. Because to reach godhood, one must first leave their humanity behind. *** The first arc of Blood & Noodles follows the adolescent Orvi as he attempts to navigate his rapidly changing home and - by his own definition - protect his family. The story is told almost entirely in the first-person, from the perspective of a teenager who isn't always the sharpest tool in the shed. There are tragic elements, especially in the current arc. It's character-focused and driven, though the protagonist's shenanigans are backdropped by a world operating independently from him. Orvi's a generally light-hearted character, and though the story veers into darker territory, I also want it to be able to make readers smile. Action sequences, despite the fantastical elements, are meant to be grounded and clearly-conveyed; Orvi is a brawler, not a warrior. I'm trying to write a story that's enjoyable to read and flows nicely, mainly because it's more fun to write. I'm also trying to improve my writing, so any feedback, whether positive or negative, is welcome!
8 276 - In Serial44 Chapters
Shaman
*** Let's get this clear now: the MC is a trans woman. This is not a gender-bender. It's set in a fantasy world but the exploration of identity and gender is reality-based. Not a joke, not a kinky turn-on. If this is a problem for you, please just act like an adult and look elsewhere for something to read. *** Rating breakdown, since that should be public info: 2 x 5*, 1 x 4.5*, 1 x 3*, no reasons offered. A human shaman and healer returns from several years with the mysterious shyani, accompanied by her shapeshifting puma best friend. A valued friend, from her previous identity as a male student physician, has acquired an old shyani book, and extremists will not tolerate its presence in human hands. But back in human lands, the question arises: which world does she belong in? Generations ago, human explorers found a continent inhabited by an utterly alien culture of shapeshifting weyres and the shyani, humanoids who prefer dusk and dawn. A truce of sorts was eventually reached: humans claimed the rich lowlands, and the shyani and weyres retain the highlands. Along the border, practicality often rules, but on either side, old grudges linger in some hearts. As a student physician, Corin tried to take his own life, unable to bear the countless tiny wounds inflicted over twenty-one years of lying to himself in order to be, or pretend to be, socially acceptable. At the last improbable instant, intervention came, in the form of a spirit fox, who led him away from the existence he’d known in the lowlands and into the highlands. There, a puma weyre rescued him, and a shyani shaman helped him find his true self and offered a rebirth, a life with no more lies, and an important role to fill. Now a shaman and healer in her own right, Vixen who was once Corin learns that the one human who mattered to her in her previous life, then a fellow University student, has come into possession of an old shyani book, and the more fanatical shyani and weyres will stop at nothing to reclaim it and punish Jared. Even though it means going back into the lowlands and facing Jared as a woman, she can’t bear to just look the other way. This should be a short visit, just long enough to see the book into the proper hands and make sure Jared will not be killed for having it, and then she can return to the shyani community that has accepted her as their shaman. And, of course, her feline best friend Dayr insists on coming with her. But Jared is now a Lord, with considerable wealth and power, and his response to her presence isn’t one she expected. After years living with the shyani, she sees everything around her from a new perspective, and that makes it difficult to keep to the plan of making as few waves as possible. As an honoured guest in a highborn house, with only Jared aware that she has ever been anyone else, Vixen finds herself questioning where she belongs: with Dayr and the shyani, who accept her gender without question but have to make allowances for her differences, or with humans, in the culture she grew up in even though her past would mean a major scandal? *** Trigger warning: there are scenes of Vixen's previous life, which include some difficult moments and culminate in an (obviously unsuccessful) attempt at suicide before she finds her true self and a better life. Please be careful! This is the ONLY reason for the "Traumatising Content" tag.*** Complete stand-alone novel, 96K words. Also available on Scribble Hub and as a free ebook.
8 127 - In Serial12 Chapters
Dead Reckoning
[A Sci-fi Fantasy story with Space Pirates, Necromancers, Zombies, and anti-hero lead.] Karla Elwis has to pay the bills somehow. Fuel isn't free. The problem is when you're a necromancer not too many of the living want to hang out. She's on a trek across the stars looking for her brother and that isn't cheap either. The Valraiths are in the habit of pressganging anyone they run across to man their ships, and that's just what happened to him. It was either work in the reactor room or take a plasma blast to the head. Karla doesn't know where the space pirates went, but she doesn't need to interrogate them. Once they're dead, they'll tell her everything she needs to know. Now she just has to follow the trail of broken ships and looted bodies floating through space. The only problem is the one thing people like less than pirates are necromancers
8 89 - In Serial13 Chapters
Tanjirou x Reader One-Shots (commissions open)
You read the title. Commissions or suggestions in comments. Anything will do. Have fun!If you want more just check out the full story on my main page.(Sanmiittai_Katudo #Reminders)~Slow updates~author-chan out~!
8 200 - In Serial30 Chapters
Alpha King's Human (completed)
I looked out of the window. The huge window had bars on it. It was designed in a way only I could see outside world. That's what I could only do. I could never live there. Why? There were two huge arms wrapped around me like chains as I stared at the window blankly. "Mate, I can still feel your dislike towards me. Tell me, what should I do to gain your affection. I'll do everything you say or buy anything for you. I love you, mate. Name it"I stared at his wolf eyes filled with love which made my heart churn. I pressed my urge to puke and stared blankly at him."Free me" "I told you. I'll never leave you. How dare you think about going away mate. I'll fuck you so hard that you won't be able to step out of the bed. Then you'll carry my pups. Let's see how you'll deny my love" He growled angrily. In a minute. I was lying under him naked... Again.---
8 181 - In Serial92 Chapters
Taken. Jeff The Killer X Reader. Dark Story By RoverRose
After a mentally deranged killer had entered your house, and you had to hide for your life, your friends all started to be taken one by one while this killer began to grow a sickening and twisted obsession over you. Who are they? And what do they want with you? Jeff the killer x reader dark story!Note: not my story but the author gave me permission to post it.
8 188
Prev Chap
Next Chap
Chap List
Boy
Girl
