This is how I feel like him and his characters would be if they were dads lolz. Also, there is going to be age gaps so however old you think they'll have kids is how old they'll be ig I don't wanna put specific ages but they're not teenagers that's for sure

-He would be a phenomenal dad

-He would be funny but also really sincere and love the kids yk

-He would always be willing to watch the kids and vise versa (idk how to spell vice versa lmao)

-He would tell them crazy acting stories from his youth

-He would prob be the least responsible out of you two

-"Can we please get this! It being it's me and the kids!" Is a common one he would say

-"Now how much would you really need a 7-in-1 scooter Jack, and no kids we already got the -skateboard and play ball and you already have the toys you separately asked for," is an example of a time you had to leave the store with two crying kids and a whining husband

-He would be an awful yet fun dad at the same time yk

-I hope that wasn't confusing

-He would be on top of parenting but also do a horrendous job at it

-"FRASER!" you yell for the fifth time. Mans was in his own world

-"Huh, what?" he asks startled

-"My poor little baby got hurt because she said that you weren't paying attention," I say frustrated

-"Sorry," he says and takes the child from my hands and kisses her knee where the bandage was

-"Is that better," he says like he should win dad of the month or something

-"I'm not expecting you to be a stellar dad Fraser I just want you to at least pay attention to our precious little thing. Remember that she is as much yours as she is mine," I say and take my little girl inside

Eddie Kaspbrack

-You think he was bad with you

-Now think abt how he would be with two little babies running around

-"DON'T EAT THAT!"

-"I SWEAR IF YOU GO NEAR THOSE KIDS!"

-"COME HERE BEFORE YOU EAT YOUR FOOD!"

-Key examples of how overprotective of his children this guy is

-"Babe you need to relax,"

-"There kids,"

-"There meant to learn the hard way,"

-Is what you have to end up saying most of the time

-He puts up a fight but he soon lets it go because he loovvveesss you

Freddie Freeman

-He will literally be the coolest dad ever

-Dude will teach his kids to be obsessed with superheroes

-And he'll hit those four year olds that bully your kids with his crutches

-BONK

-*kid starts crying*

-"Yeah that's what you did to my daughter you bully!"

-*he says this while you're pulling him back and the kids are running ahead of you*

-"C'mon babe there was no need to hit a CHILD over the head with crutches because she got picked last in dodgeball," you convince him

-"Yeah you're right," he says and you both laugh it out

I hope you liked that bcos I did

I found it very fun to write and entertaining

Bye love ya'll