I will name the few songs that are keeping me alive rn (no joke btw)

Pleaser: Wallows

Scrawny: Wallows

What A Feeling: One Direction

Little Black Dress: One Direction

Greyhound: Calpurnia

Boredom: Tyler, the Creator

911/ Mr. Lonely: Tyler, the Creator

See you Again: Tyler, the Creator

GONE GONE: Tyler, The Creator

WWIII: Machine Gun Kelly

As The World Caves In: Matt Maltese

February 15: Hobo Johnson

3%: Hobo Johnson

Feelings Are Fatal: mxmtoon

mars: YUNGBLUD

305: Shawn Mendeez

(If you get the Mendeez part I love you)

Also sorry for the long intro lol

"Hello my little homeless children that I hide in my basement and eat, it is I, your mother," I say and frame my face and smile. "Today I will be trying the cute little boyfriend tag with my rat of a boyfriend!" I say and wait a few seconds until he passes by, consumed on his phone. I grab his arm and his leg flies around to turn his figure to face the camera and because he was originally walking. "Uhm hello," he says and goes back on his phone. "Fucking- no!" I say and snatch his phone from him. "The fuck was that for?!" He says and I smile. "Because I loveeee you. And because we're doing a boyfriend tag on YT!" I say the last part rather quickly. "Not another video," he says and shakes his head and goes to stand up. "I swear to god Jack I will haunt your dreams if you even dare exit the room," I say and he stops at the front of the first stair. "Ughhhhhh I hate you," he says and turns. "Yeah yeah Grazer," so first question. "Who is my favorite One Direction member?" and he immediatley answers "Harry of course, you literally scream if he does anything," and I try not to laugh out loud. "Alright, who's my least favorite?" "Liam," "And before the whole fandom comes for me, I DON'T HATE HIM HATE HIM, something about him is just unlikeable to me. But how did we meet?" I ask and he smiles remembering the day that we did. "It was in fourth grade, and it was when you fell flat on your face and nobody helped you, so I did and then you were crying and I gave you a big hug and you kissed me on my cheek and tried to run away all cute but then fell on your face. Again," he explains and I giggle remebering the story. "You're the worst. But we're going out to eat, where are we going?" "Nandos, In and Out, Sonic," he simply says and I smile and give hima sloppy kiss on the cheek. "That's nasty," he complains but then I just lick his whole cheek. "YNNNNNNNN!" he yells and runs away. "Come the fuck over here," I threaten and slowly but surely he does and I smile. "Nothing like a threat to get your boyfriend over here," "What's one food that I don't like?" "Pot stickers and avocado. I know that is two but I still wanna tell the story. Ok so guys it was like Thursday night and this is the story about the avocados then I'll tell you about the pot stickers," "JACKKKKKK DON'T!" I whine not wanting him to tell the story but he ignores me and keeps going. "So we were eating a salad together and it had a bunch of avocado's because she wanted to see what the hype about it was and guess what. She threw up all over me! It was so fucking funny even though I was covered in vomit, like it wasn't even regular vomiting it was like projectile and it was so nasty btu so funny at the same time," he explains the horrible story and I almost slap this dude. "Alright so the pot stickers one is even funnier. So she brought me over for her family dinner night and my mom said she was making a surprise dinner and the dinner was pot stickers,white rice, and veggies, so she was coming into the kitchen and she smelled the pot stickers and ran straight to the bathroom. I was like what the fuckkkk so I went and checked on her. She threw up because of the smell! So we ended up having to go my huse because she kept throwing up beccause of the smell," he explains the second story and I stand up and compose myself. I breath in and out and ram into him with the most force I've produced in a while. He falls right to the floor in a fast pace and I pin him on the floor. "I was trying to keep my cool but you didn't have to expose me for that. I know I'm evil but c'mon now," I say and back up and he slowly gets up as well. "How many brothers and sisters do I have?" I ask and he counts on his fingers like a child. "Uhhh you have a younger sister, a older sister, and a really younger brother and another older brother," he says and I giggle. "Alright Mr. Mathematician, do we have a song? And if so what is it and how did we get it?" I aska nd he smiles, and I do as well alreayd knowing it. "Me and My Husband by Mitski. I remeber we where dancing in the rain and this came on and I swear when you were singing and dancing to it you looked angelic but you swear hat we're going ot play this to our kids and shit, but it's honestly our song and I love it," he explains and I smile. "What is my weirdest habit?" I blurt out and he smiles widely and I deeply regret it. "I don't know if this is considered a habit but you breath in sync with me when we cuddle and shit and I find it a mix of really cute and really weird," he says and I smile. "Sorry for the short ass video but that's all the questions I could think of at the moment, anyways bye uglies now come here for your forehead kiss," I say and kiss the lens of the camera. We both wave and I turn off the camera. "Ugh now it's bed time," I say and take Jack to the bed and cuddle with him until we fall asleep.

I FINISHED THE STREAK

Sorry it took so long lolz

Anyways time to edit my Peep book while listening to Siri read me Duplicity

(Unless y'all got more requests)

Byeeeeeee