《What A Clown...》5] And Saw The Willy Wonka dressed Like Clown.
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"JONATHAN IS DEAD!"
I threw a bottle at him and it hit him straight in the face. I was aiming for his chest but he ducked down and well that was his fault.
"Joker found out he was the one that dropped off the girls head." He said rubbing his head and I stormed over to him. "Stand up!" I yelled and he did.
"How the hell did he do that! Jonathan was my best man he could lie so well he would believe it him self! This is impossible!" I yelled again. I had to calm down because if i yelled to loud my voice would sound normal.
"B-boss" he stuttered and I snapped.
"Yes..." I said calmly. Yeah thats me snapping. And it freaks them out. He couldnt even talk he was just frozen. "I-i think joker, Did things to him before he killed him. Jonathan was really strong you taught him very well. Joker got some stuff out of him. Not much though." He said nervously."
"The Joker knows things that Johnny knew!" I said and heard gun shots. Jason's eyes widened and he froze. I got my knifes and my gun. I adjusted my tie and mask...praying to god that it doesn't fall off.
"Boss there is someone out side shooting!" One of my boys burst in. "No shit Einstein, I hadnt Even Noticed." I said and got another gun and cocked it. The gun was the size of my arm and my favorite one.
"Lets go!" I commanded and walked by the guy into the hall. I started walking and the guy passed me with his own hand gun. Jason was behind me as we went to the last door. The guy opened it and stepped out.
"No wait" i said but too late. He already got shot in the gut. A guy wearing a frowning clown mask stepped over him and I shot him in his throat. He fell down and I walked over to the guy dieing. I smiled at blood pouring from both of them.
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"Your going to die anyways, its a favor." I said and shot him in the head. I looked both ways and walked out. Another clown face came at me but I hit it with my gun and stabbed him. He fell to the ground and I took his and the other guys mask off.
"Here wear this." I gave Jason the smiling clown mask. I took off my suit jacket and put the guys jacket instead and took off my tie. I put the frown mask over my other one. "Lets go and try not to talk.
I started walking again and saw more clowns. I walked to them and they just looked at me. "Bozo ya look taller." He said Jason walked behind the other one. "Happy did you find V" the other one said and we snapped their heads.
I heard a laugh. A crazy Amused laugh that reminded me to much of my own that it confirmed this guy was nuts. Me and Jason walked around and into the warehouse building and saw the Willy Wonka dressed clown.
He walked to three guys and shot up. He then shot the two that were gonna shoot him. He started laughing and walked up to the third one.
He hadn't seen us yet and I saw him walk to one of my boys called Ed. Sam and Tom wear dead on the ground. Joker walked up to Ed and took out his blade. "You wanna Know how I got these scars?" He said and smacked his lips.
I resisted the urge to lick mine but gave in. Jason shuddered at the memory of the pencil trick and all his past victims. Two clown faces
"I was doing a job and something went wrong, they blamed me for it so they sliced the side of my mouth open. Those idiots thought they had scared me when in reality them inspired me. I did the other side and went to thank them for teaching me to smile and I returned the favor. I learned to see the bright side of things...Now Im Always Smiling!"
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He said and sliced Ed's mouth. He fell to the ground whimpering and the joker shot him. The joker turned around and saw us. For a moment I forgot we had the masks on...since someone hit Jason behind the head. I cocked my gun and elbowed the guy that was gonna get me. He fell down and I shot him in the head. The Joker walked over to me and got out a gun exactly like mine.
"Ya Know...You aren't suppose to kill each other Bozo." He said. "Then why did they nock down Happy?" I snapped back. He was a bit surprised at my response. "Because they saw him snap giggles neck...and you didn't do anything." He said
"It was one of V's boys wearing a mask" I said as he walked towards me licking his lips again. I try to hold in the urge to lick my own as he gets closer. He narrowed his eyes at me and bit his cheek.
"Okay so why did you hit uh, him?" He said trying to test me out. He looked straight at me...he was about a inch or two taller than me. "Self defense" i said and he flicked his blade out. "Ya know Bozo...it seems that only ten minutes ago you were up to my shoulder...and couldn't talk because You damaged your vocal cords from screaming."
Crap
The two henchmen came at me. I shot one of them and punched the other one. When he fell down I put my gun to his cheek and shot out all his teeth. He whimpered at his massive lose of teeth.
The Joker started to laugh and came at me. He got his blade out and was about to stab me if I hadn't stopped it with my own. He got his gun and swung at my head throwing me to the side. I was dizzy for a few seconds and touched the side of my head and looked at my red hand I smiled a bit at the red stain then came back.
"Ooo another mask? I wonder whats under that one...V" he taunted. He had nocked off the clown mask when he hit me. I glared at him as I reached for my gun and fired at him. He shot my arm and I shot his leg. We both stood up but I tackled him down.
I kicked his wound and he hissed threw his laughs and gripped my arm around the bullet wound. I got my right arm and swung at him so hard i got red and white paint all over my fist.
He punched me in the stomach and I let out a grunt. He sprang up Then pinned me to the wall We both took our blades out and put them to each others throats. He pressed against me making both blades dig deeper into each others skin and make the red come out.
Ah red...such a lovely color...always makes me want to smile.
And I did. That caught him off guard.
"I must say, You sure are uh, different than the other Mafia members." He said. "And alot smarter too. If it werent for you being tall and that guy not being able to talk I wouldn't have thought it was big old Mistah V" he sang and pressed the blade closer.
He looked down a bit and up again. Thats when I realized how close we were. He looked at my eyes and Smirked. "Well Im not sure, old and Mister are the right words for you." He teased.
Shit.
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