《What A Clown...》11] V...Meet Ivy
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I went to the place that was full of evil green vines. I heard a faint blow of wind behind me and smiled.
I walked up to one of the plants and cut it. It fell to the ground and shriveled while the rest left.
"Oh Ivy!" I sang and then I heard a snicker. "That person must have one hell of a green thumb." I heard behind me and I snapped my blade out.
"You sure follow me around a lot doll." I said and turned around to see a black metal mask. "Just curious" She said and I smirked at her.
"Curiosity killed the cat." I said and she laughed. "Im not Seline to be Cat Women...and just so you know, curiosity didn't kill the cat...I did." She said. I can clearly hear the smirk on her face as she spoke.
"Who did he kill?" I heard and a bunch of ruffles as I turned to see ivy descend from the vines. "Why Ivy how great to see you." I said smiling.
"I know I cant say the same too you." She said and I dropped my smile. "Well ya see here, Mistah V here is the one that killed your friend jingle bells and 'The Cat' too." I said to her.
I saw her switch her eyes to V and her vines went at her. V dodge the first few one and shot a few. Ivy hissed as her plants shriveled and died as V slashed them.
"I shake hands not vines." V said and I snickered. They both looked at me and I giggled to my self. "Ivy you cant beat her...I am sure of it. I mean she did manage to cut harley and batman's heads off." I said and she turned to V again.
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"He cut Batman's head off!" She yelled at her. Her red hair moving as the plants went passed her. V got that huge sword thing I found the other time and stopped the vines from hitting her. "Seems like someone had a little crush on that crazy old bat!" V said and I started laughing.
"V...meet Ivy, Ivy...this is V." I said as they continued to fight. A vine grabbed V's wrist and pinned her to the wall. She chopped it off and ran to Ivy.
"We met a few weeks ago and I just you two would make great friends." I sang as V jumped over a vine and cut the vines from the root.
She walked towards Ivy that was crying over her plants and picked her up by the collar made of vines. "Ill be looking forward for some "Caesar Salad" instead of the heads, V" I yelled and stepped back slowly away.
"Be kind, and maybe I wont kill you." Mr. V growled out squeezing Ivy's throat with her white leather glove. Yeah good luck with that. Then I heard choking sound as I turned around and left.
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