Ding dong ding dong

Bam!

Ding

Boom

Dong....

The groom fell down face first and the bride let out a bloody screams. Villains after Villains started piling in drunk, splashing blood and wine all over the guests, the priest stood praying up as the bride let out a bloody scream and was shushed by someone behind her.

"Shhhh....do you hear that?"

The woman standing behind her had a red sinister bridal dress, the color of dried up blood. She put the knife to the bride and lifted her gloved hand. "I hear wedding bells!" She laughed and down fell dead. The villians slit throats and threw bodies out of the way then took their seats as Miss V stood before the priest.

"You follow along or even in death you wish you were even mire dead." She growled and then looked at the guests before her. "Come on..." She waved her arm up and smiled a bloody red grin with white teeth.

"Here....comes...the Groom." She started and looked at the pianist held at gun point by the goons. "All dressed in black..." She said and the music started as laugh echoed threw the church. A gas spewed from the entrance making laughs burst from both the Villains and the guests that weren't slaughtered.

Joker came dancing in with Batman and Gordon by his side. Hypnotized by the Devils Breath Miss V blew to them. After much of the spot light on him he stopped before the priest and grabbed V's hands.

"W-w-we are gathered here t-t-tonight-"

"Skip to the point!" Joker growled and the priest jumped. And stuttered. "Do you take this woman in good or bad for the rest of your awfully unnatural life."

"Id be crazy not to."

"Do you take this man in death for the rest of your unnatural life?"

"Fuck yes."

"You may now kiss the b-" before he could finish V grabbed joker and crashed her lips on him and turned him down. When they separated they slipped the human bone rings on and signed the certificate with the dead couples blood. The Riddler and Black Mask being the Witnesses. They followed them outside and all the guest gathered for her to throw her bouquet. They looked at the wedding gift from Black Mask with 'Just Married' written in blood in the back.

"Aww, skulls instead of cans? You really now me." V said and hugged Black Mask. "Don't worry Sweetie...you guys are literally...made for each other." He said and she smiled.

She looked at joker and pulled the ring on the grenade. "Okay ladies catch!!!" She said and threw it. All the Villains moved back and the drugged guests rushed forward. V jumped into the car and Joker drove off.

"I GOT IT!! I got-"

A bomb was heard and they let out a laugh as they gave each other another rough kiss and ran a few people over on the way. "So I just got a amazing place! We can blow up so many things and nobody will now."

"Now why so isolated?" Jack laughed and she smiled and cleared her throat. She craved for the look of terror on his face. "To have space for the little Jackson to mess around." She said and his eyes widened. All of the sudden he hit the brakes and the car flipped over.

The car went down and rolled as V laughed and then they landed upside down. V still laughing, arms swinging in the air as they both hung upside down. "Imagine all the people you can lure with a baby. Ill raise it to be a ninja!" She laughed and Joker looked over at her as the sanest thought in years crossed his mind.

"What?!"

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#inspired my ALPOH XD