《•CreepyPasta X Reader Parody•》// Only in Ohio //
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I felt my mind give in to the world around myself, waking up, I felt my arms restrained along with my legs.
"Huh?" I groan, looking around, the bright light above makes me wince in pain.
"Shut up you roach, tell us where Slenders Hershey stash is." I heard a woman hiss Infront of me, my focus was soon stuck on the blade inches away from my nose. "Oh shit-" my eyes widened, my palms began to sweat.
"Clockwork? Why are we in the ba-" "We'll be asking the questions here!" A techno voice announced from my side, where BEN stood.
"Wait, why the fuck would I know where his stash is?" I rose my eyebrow, When the fuck did Slender eat candy? I thought he was an only meat eating guy...
"Oh! Am I being held hostage?!" I squeeled, my cheeks rose in excitement. Clockwork let out a groan as she walked away towards the cupboards on the far wall. "Why here?" I paused, "We're going to kill you." A raspy voice spoke from the shadows, soon displaying a crusty black haired mofo.
"Damn, why you?" I muttered, looking away and back at BEN.
"So, where is it?" BEN furrowed his eyebrows, stepping forward. "Hershey's? Bitch? The fuck I look like? Willy Wonka?" I scoffed, rolling my eyes at the link. "Tsk, all so sassy...would you really want 'willy Wonka' to be your last words?" Jeff smiled, his blade shined in the dark.
...
I bit down on my lip.
"Maybe."
"Goddamn It Y/n! Just tell us where you found the chocolate!" Clockwork groaned from in the dark, most likely searching through the cabinets.
"It's in Ohio guys, I found it off my dealer and it was good shit so Slender wanted some...and one thing led to another," I lied, rolling my eyes once more. "So, if you want it, you gotta look in Slenders off specifically in his bottom drawer to his desk." I sighed, his drawer for once in a milenia doing the devil's tango.
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"Really?" BEN asked, they all looked fooled.
"Yeah, Promise." I smiled.
...
"Okay team, to the house!" BEN turned, leading the others out of the barn and slamming the barn door shut, tight.
...
The dark was suffocating.
"Damnit."
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