you crack a joke.

"okay i have found the best joke, and you have to laugh or else you have no soul." you giggled, looking at your phone to make sure you got the joke right. "a guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. he opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. he picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. three years later there's a knock on the door. he opens it and sees the same snail. the snail says: 'what the hell was that all about?'" no matter how hard loki tried, he still chuckled.

"this does not mean i am turning soft."