you're interviewed.

you sat next to your fellow superhero, smiling at the question the interviewee gave you.

"well, i enjoy saving people, yknow? but sometimes its a lot. we need a vacation." you bumped sam's shoulder, causing him to smile.

"anyway," the interviewee directed the topic, "mr. wilson, a lot of people have called you 'bird man'-" with that sam deadpanned, looking the interviewee straight in the eyes. "but we'd like to know what your superhero name is."

sam paused for a minute before answering. "falcon" you and him erupted in laughter, remembering how when steve rogers first saw you the only thing he could say was falcon- as there was bird poop on your head.

"don't worry about us, we're totally sane."