good morning, you have reach Advice Hotline, how may I help you?

Ah! It's you the guy who asked an advice about pads or tampons!

Of course. No one asks that question often

Now that's a lie. A lot of people call except, it's usually for relationship advice or how-do-I-get-this-person-to-have-sex-with-me advice

yes,really

definitely.

...

So what do you need advice on?

I don't know how to cook either. Do you want me to transfer you to another worker who actually knows how to cook?