《Here comes Teddy》I feel old (Thirty-seven)
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5 1/2 months later...
Teddy PoV
It was a couple of days before Ro turned 6, and I was starting to feel old, I mean fuck it, I still remember her being 2 years old and her being fascinated by my school tie, so moral of the story is that parenting makes you feel old kids.
Apparently Georgie was not having me moping around though, because apparently it threw the whole equation off so fuck me having feelings and shit about my life.
"What's wrong Teddy?"
"I feel old Georgie"
"Why's that Daddyo?"
"Because in a couple days time my little girl is going to be 6 years old, that's why I feel old Georgie"
"I don't want to seem inconsiderate Teddy but what's the significance of her being 6?"
"That's a third of her childhood dumb arse"
"Well shit, that makes me feel a little old"
"Wow, you would rival Albert Einstein in genius"
"Sarcastic much"
"Meh"
"You're probably the youngest parent in Ro's school though"
"Eh, that's not entirely true Georgie boy, Chloe's mum is the same school year as me"
"How do you know that?"
"Do you remember Jade Howard?"
"The girl that most straight guys in our school said had banging tits"
I didn't feel comfortable hearing that about Jade, not because I'm weird or anything but because she's like a sister, so it's like hearing about somebody wanting to nasty shit to your sister, which grosses you the fuck out.
"Yes Georgie, though I know her through teen parent groups, well that and the fact that Ro calls her Auntie Jade"
"She might be feeling the same thing about it too though Teddy"
"I actually think Jade feels worse about it than me, if that's even possible"
"I think most parents feel old at some point when their child is growing up"
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"That feeling doesn't normally come until secondary school starts smart arse"
"Mum felt old when Mollie was 1"
"Yeah well Georgie Boy, that wasn't because Mollie was 1, it was because I told her that I got Megan pregnant with Ro"
"So it was to do with becoming a Grandmother"
"Yes Georgie Boy"
"That's interesting"
I started laughing, because Georgie was fucking hilarious, and so was his reactions, or I found them hilarious because I was sleep deprived, so I wouldn't be surprised if the latter one was the case rather than the former one.
"See, this is the Teddy we all know and love, we don't like grumpy Teddy"
"What the fuck are you on Georgie Boy?"
"Air is what I'm on, well that and dick"
"Georgie!, I don't need to know that shit!"
"But you're my legal guardian Teddy, you know, my legal Dad"
"Yeah well as your legal Dad, I don't need Ro to be hearing this fucking conversation either"
"She's in bed asleep, I'm pretty sure she's a heavy sleeper"
"Hardy, har, har, you should be a bloody comedian"
"You don't need to be so sarcastic Dad"
"Maybe I should contact the Guinness book of world records for being the world's youngest Dad ever"
"(Snorts), that doesn't help the situation here Theodore, because you would still feel like an old git"
"Fuck you and your smart arsey Georgie boy"
Georgie, being the little shit that he is, decided to pretend that he was winding up a Jack in a box while slowly bringing up his middle finger.
"Like my Jack in a box?"
"I would prefer if you let me wallow in my feelings of pity for being old in peace"
"No can do Daddyo"
"Why the fuck not?"
"Because that means that you'll eventually drown in them and we don't want that"
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"You fucking Cock"
"Now now Teddy, no need for that kind of language"
"Go to bed Georgie"
"Or what?"
"I'll fucking carry you to bed and tuck you into it myself"
"Is that a promise?"
"Why?"
"Because I'm lazy, and sometimes I feel left out on being tucked in by you"
"Fine"
So I picked Georgie up into my arms, because I was a soft pot or something, or so I had become according to everyone around me.
"Teddy"
"Yeah Kiddo?"
"You're really boney"
"I know that Georgie, it's the Addams genes"
"How do you know it's not Nana's side?"
"(Snorts), because all of Nana's side are round and not boney"
"How do you know this?"
"There's photos of these people at Nana's house"
"She has photos?"
"Yes Georgie, she has photos"
"I thought that because of the whole 'she ran away from her home in Italy to marry an older Irish boy in England' thing that she wouldn't have any photos"
"Her older sister also ran away to London Georgie, and she took photos with her"
"That's such a weird thing to bring with you"
"And rainbows laces aren't a weird-"
"Hey!, that was because I wasn't letting him have any of my pride things"
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