《Bakusquad Oneshots》Sour
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Katsuki liked spicy food... that was it. Not mild.. not bland.. and definitely not sour.
Well he actually never tried sour stuff before... but from some reactions and warnings he had heard.. he didn't want to try it.. and this wasn't a problem until he he met the Bakusquad... who happens to love sour candy... which also wouldn't be an issue.. but they make it an issue.. by trying to constantly get Katsuki to try the sour candy.
You would think the squad would listen to their leader but.. no. They indeed treat him like a king... yet also baby him.. treating him like a toddler who wants to be king.. it.. had moments.. good and bad.. yet you never see Katsuki complaining about his squad.. only everything else that doesn't go his way.
"Oh come on! It isn't even that bad!" Kaminari argued.
"My mother told me that those things were bad!" Katsuki argued back.
Sero rolled his eyes, "Your mother is a narcissistic control freak who treats her husband and kid like shit!"
Katsuki shook his head, "She is also a bitch! But she ain't no liar!"
"But she is! She literally lies to you all the time!" Mina spoke up.
"Yeah not about this though!"
"How would you know?!" Kirishima asked.
Katsuki rolled his eyes and scoffed, "I know everything."
"Just try it once." Sero reasoned.
Katsuki sighed, "If I do? What will I get?"
"Well.. what do you want?" Mina asked.
"I don't know but it better be fuckin awesome!" Katsuki said excitedly.
Sero's eyes widened, "That is easy. Who knew!"
"If better be awesome or you are all dead!" Katsuki yelled.
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Mina nodded with Sero, "Okay! So?"
Katsuki scoffed once more, "You got five minutes to tell me something interesting that I can get before I change my mind.
"You can pick after we do it? Anything you want for a week." Kirishima said finally after a small wait.
Katsuki rolled his eyes.. groaning slightly he stomped his foot, "Fine! I can wait."
"Awesome! Let's do this shit!" Kaminari yelled happily, he smile brightly.
Mina handed Katsuki the sour candy...
Katsuki reluctantly put it in his mouth.. his tongue began to tingle.. his face scrunched.. he didn't like it.. he didn't like it at all... he was too scared to move around in his mouth.. not wanting anymore of the taste in his mouth...
It took a while but the Bakusquad finally separated the candy from Katsuki.. much to his and their relief.
"I told you she was telling the truth!" Katsuki yelled as if he solved something.
Mina sighed, "Great. We just accidentally convinced him that his mother is somewhat a good person."
"Fuck." The rest of the squad muttered as they listened to Katsuki continue to talk about why his mother was right.
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